GrilledSteezeSandwich

This is turning into a 1990s ski movie.

I saw pizza and French fries and almost decided to take the deal. A brother gets the munchies sometimes.

You have to be a level 3 or level 3+ skier to ski on that wood with grace and recover.

So what’s the deal this Tuesday at Sno PASR day?

Don’t do that outside the liquor store or every other person is gonna try to bum a smoke.

I’m gonna have to put wax on my skis..I get passed at Blue way more than at Jackson hole..that’s for dang friggin Shirley.

CaptDave will get you high tonight. Oh I mean captain jack. Sweet pictures..looks way better than the Newark airport or Allentown.

Good: No falls..some say well that means you weren’t pushing it to the max...well the yellow jackets there don’t think that and sometimes you have to survive like my ugly Hobacks run but I still skied it in control the old me would have cut off larger chunks like an out of control wet noodle but I’m trying to ski well. Firstish gondola every day..8:56ish start most days. What a way to start..whisked in comfort 2700+ vertical in about 10 minutes..plenty of time for a business call, tighten boots, make sure every pocket is zipped and talk to people who know famous people or might be famous themselves. Even the occasional wallet rides the first gondola with us sometimes if he she or they missed EarlyUps and they’re always entertaining. First run down ampitheater..nobody on it..behind the surgeons ahead of the chiropractors still doctor shit..front row a mile down and a quarter mile wide you wanna make a 90m radius turn onto the Thunder lift. Nobody for ten chairs behind...every ski day..powder or cord..when it’s clear it’s fast and it’s good and when it’s low vis it’s rough but only had that a little bit. NMSki: He skis fast..always positive..always down for another beer and punctual..his fourth trip to JH..and a lot of PASRs have skied JH multiple times because it’s a place that you want to come back to. Always unfinished business. Rental Car Atomic Jeff rented a Chevy Tahoe. He’s a good Chauffeur..rental car always on fleek...no Hyundai Santa Fe..I’m sure people thought we were sickbro rippers with Utah plates or traveling missionaries who happened to be black and double black diamond skiers. More to come...a lot of good with this trip but plenty of bad and ugly to come...Stayed Tuned. and since you like pictures here’s a picture of free after skiing hotel stuff..fruit and tea..

Hey All, It’s almost another weekend. Look like back to winter time snowmaking temperatures and plenty of water in the snowmaking ponds for the guns to blast. Is anybody skiing this weekend? I’m planning on skiing both Saturday and Sunday AM..should be fast snow.

How much were the new poles..I actually bought my current poles in 2014 in Jackson hole and they bent the very first time I used them

I wonder if it works that way with pubes

Did you ski chin clip? How deep is it?

I don’t have the receipt from the $35 meal at bubbas

Oh they’re sold out? I’d help if you were a milfy blonde

Yeah take a lesson...no avid skier is going to want to give up valuable ski time to teach a noob

The last nights supper at Trio was good..I left a $69 tip

Have you ever slept in your car for skiing? That giant ford you had would be good for that.

Friday night doesn’t matter you want it for tonight and then Friday night maybe get a room on the way home or worst case Burlington. Yeah sleep in the sonic lol

Wow how many days do you get at Stowe on your epic pass?

Yeah but this one hasn’t been that good. You didn’t even post a report from yesterday’s skiing. Anyway tomorrow’s pow wow day will make up for it.

Bad: Going back to work. I already have two appointments this afternoon..

@Johnny Lawwants to know if you saw any butthole

Toast will want to carpool

Thanks I slacked pretty hard on the report but did my best to make sure it was better than a Salty report

I’ll do a good, bad and ugly at some point. The flight back to Newark earlier left about an hour late and arrived in Newark about a half hour late. I got my bags fast and parking shuttle to the parking spot fast but the drive was hell. First very thick fog made things spicy and then five lanes merged into one on 78 right after 287 which delayed things another 20-30 minutes. Feels good to have another successful trip to Jackson hole. I came back with zero dollars cash..I was down to $9 this morning and left $6 for housekeeping and other $3 for the parking shuttle. I actually only used a credit card for supper last night at Trio and my parking..the rest was cash from a cash order I received two weeks ago. I also didn’t gain any weight in JH which is nice although I’m the second or third fattest person in Teton county which isn’t good.