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Nice report!!! How long did the drive take?

You should ski tomorrow...conditions won’t be as good next weekend

Probably noses

I’ve been pretty lax on the reports because every day here has been like groundhogs day. Jackson hole mountain resort received 20 feet of snow, most of it falling in late December and early January. A lot of it was heavy Pacific Northwest snow which filled in and pasted every nook and cranny of the mountain which has made for excellent coverage from top to bottom. North facing areas like Bivoac, Crags run, 10 sleep bowl and some cold lower mountain terrain like Slalom run has been nice chalk while south facing stuff has been a lot stiffer. The first ski day on Wednesday was extremely empty and had the best snow so far. Zero liftlines at all and Thursday continued with zero liftlines and I skied the Hobacks that day which had nice coverage but pure moguls, nowhere I could really let my skis run...the days generally began with an amphitheater from the gondola summit to the bottom of Thunder which the first three days was Boner Doner, today not so good more like Blues grooming. Laramie bowl and Grand have mostly been good, Rendevous trail is a clusterfuck..Bivoac I’ve skied every day was huge chalk and slick bumps day one..groomed day two loose snow flying everywhere and still chalky days three and four. The Casper lift has been closed the entire time so far which has made the Teton lift a bit busier but terrain in the Casper area has been emptier because you need to get to it from other lifts. Today did at least three nonstop top to bottom Teton lift laps which are like 3.5 minutes up and 2 minutes down and had some serious burn. Apres vous area has been crowded and cold... Everyday of this trip has been freezing at the bottom like -15 to -20 warming into the single digits while up high has been in the teens mostly. The first day was partly sunny and last three have been full sunshine. It hasn’t been frantic at all, we’ve been leaving the hotel at 8am and getting on the first or second civilian gondola everyday and I’m usually pretty stoned for the lucky people who get to hear about the tombstone industry and about pros and cons of pow days vs non pow days. Today after skiing had lunch at Osteria in the Hotel Terra..Caesar salad and Bolognese, two tables over was Kai Jones, pro skier and son of Teton Gravity research founder Jeremy Jones. Also got to chat with a Portland guy who is originally from Long Island who is living at the Antler Inn this winter for $1200 a month and has a $1080 senior citizen season pass along with an air fryer. Wintertime wnd the livings easy. He used to work for John Lennan, Billy Joel and Jerry Seinfeld..fucking legend.

Way to get after it..and on the lift at JH today me and Atomic Jeff were talking about how the good snow at Blue will be over when return for next weekend. Oh well three more ski days here. Have fun guys.

OMG that’s hilarious. Thanks for that.

How much snow did you receive at your house?

Way to get after it!!!!

I thought you liked snow?

Any updates?

I have a confession to make, I like the Billy Joel version of back in the USSR better than the Beatles version @eaf

Wow it looks way different now. You can see the peak and both high speeds are running.

Blue is probably going to run out of fat ski rentals and demos.

I was actually waiting to see how long it would be until somebody said something lol. Not much other than skiing 10k of vert an hour and no liftlines until late morning today. Lightning fast groomers, demanding bumps, slick areas, frozen toes, sharing Gatorade, overtipping mangy moose waitresses, sweating from every pore in my body skiing the hobacks yesterday and getting yelled at by ski patrol on day one. Again the normal. NMSki has been a blast to have on the trip and Atomic Jeff is alright..perfect visibility, icy sidewalks, maskless shuttle bus rides, lots of drinking...lots of sleeping...lots of riding the lifts with people from jersey and Canada. That’s your update for now. More to come and maybe some powder late in the trip. Stay tuned. Gotta take off my pants and check out the blue webcams.

Some pics from today.

Go Sunday

How much snow is expected in Lawrenceville?

No six pack again.

So it’s like a wiggle...that looks a lot better on my feet and legs than the hobacks did earlier.

Well they should have somebody farther back in line grouping people into fours. But honestly they can’t wait till right before to tell people to go in 4’s or 6’s

Is there a garbage can yet. None of the night skiing teenagers will try to pair up with adults on the quad...maybe the six pack a little. Me personally I don’t try to pair up with people. Today at Jackson hole when I was solo I did pair up with a two some for the quad and they were pissed I put the bar down.

I’m just glad I didn’t get an erection from this picture.

What’s a sarlacc pit? Oh Star Wars..Jar Jar binks @Ride Delaware ?

The DPS and he was Australian and said it’s a proper jacket.

Mute needs to look before he leaps. At least Ryan is responsible.