GrilledSteezeSandwich

PARidge is your work shutting down or business as usual?

The people on the morning calls Facebook comments are so retarded. Whenever they say the number of cases has gone up they say of course the number of cases are gonna go up more people are being tested. I have a feeling a few of them went to MIT with Eaf

Not really and I’m at work now..

Oh I’m sure nice catch. I was to busy looking at her pretty mouth.

Never had either. I haven’t had a meal in Easton since like 2007..Pearly bakers for my sisters rehearsal dinner.

I’ve never had a tablet before. I use my iPhone for everything. Maybe one day I’ll have my work buy me an iPad.

It stinks...a lot of hospitality workers live paycheck to paycheck...it’s nice that restaurants are still allowed to be open for takeout. Maybe I’ll get Carrabas later this weekend.

You have a tablet??? Was that a thinly veiled brag??

I definitely jerked off to Alice from the Brady Bunch before...she’s a total babe. Does the carpet match the drapes??? Of course they all had bushes back then.

With this warm weather today the snowmaking ponds are filling up...

I prefer Greg Brady, peter Brady and Marsha Brady. Why argue over this??? Cause why not...something to do...

And I’ll post about tombstones and tubular meat.

Sadly a lot of local cemeteries have annexed additional land in anticipation of increased death rates in the next two decades or so. Currently the death rate is low, only about .85% of the US population annually. Most of the people currently dying were born between 1930 and 1945 when birth rates were at historic lows due to the Great Depression and World War Two. Due to an increase in cremations and a decrease in deaths funeral homes are hurting and that’s why many sell merchandise like tombstones, videos and necklaces with thumbprints. It’s gotta be rough for funeral directors now..in PA they have ten days max to bury a body...that means a lot of burials in upcoming weeks will be attended by a very small amount of people. Funeral homes have been streaming burials online for friends and family to avoid large gatherings.

If everybody was going about their everyday lives hugging and high fiving and singing sweet Caroline things would be much worse. Eaf you’re so dumb and so argumentative..

Why not just shoot all the people over age 70 in the head. Oh and what happens when the hospitals are completely overloaded??? Anyway a lot of the so called isolated elderly in the U.K. will be coming down with symptoms and need intensive care in the coming days as the incubation period for this is so long. Sorry Eaf that your style is being cramped with this. You’ll get through this..

They’re not closing and if they did they give me a refund and I can live in my office or at Atomic Jeff’s house. My hotel house isn’t many travelers it’s mainly construction workers and perhaps some people in between residences.

Oh Lordy the great Yoccos/ Potts debate.. I think @mbike-ski is on team Yoccos

I could get buy just off the food section at CVS. They sell the White Castle slider burgers @NMSKI likes and soup and fruit and even jellybeans @saltyant

What planet have you been living on..yes I’m in an extended stay..been here two and a half years. Prob be here another couple years then maybe buy a one bedroom condo with cash..or buy a McMansion if I meet the right lady lol...I can do whatever the fuck I want except go to the bar and sing kariakwn

You’re not wrong just not eating at diners. I’m hoping yoccos is still open today. Can’t get that from the grocery store.

I’ll come out with more money after the dust settles. Not dropping money at the bar or restaurants or Uber’s or a Colorado ski trip next month plus we are gonna absolutely be slammed when work opens back up in a month or so. I’d rather have normalcy and more skiing but I try to find positives out of everything.

Eaf I have a full size fridge. Microwave and double burner stove. Probably better than you had it growing up in Mother Russia. I live between wegmans and Whole Foods and have a pile of $100 bills. I’ll be ok.

No bars I’ll lose weight...eating tuna salmon avacodos ice cream fruit chips and salsa thanks for wondering. I’d say you’ll be double the asshole by November but that seems impossible.

If anybody has a spare 8 minutes watch this.

I spent $70 at Whole Foods yesterday so I probably won’t have to go out and get food again until tomorrow lol