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Dirty south where you at can I get a handclap

January 30th, 2020 Day 2 of 7. Hey All, I’m back from another fun day at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. I woke up around 5am and looked at webcams and noticed 2-3” of snow on the railings at the base in the village. The report at 6am said 5” new and it was still snowing. After breakfast from Pearl street bagel we left for the mountain at 720am and way less people than yesterday. In line right around 8am first in line for Gondola. Fun people to talk to in line including a Canadian couple and a surfer dude who lives in a van. I think we ended up with second civiilan gondola because we didn’t hustle around the bullwheel. First amphitheater to thunder was a floating dream of sweetness. Grand was better untracked and the cirque was even better. The deepest pow 💥 was probably below the expert Chutes which we skied three times. While it wasn’t quite as deep as yesterday it was a similar medium density perder and with less people untracked last longer. Four thunder laps had my legs cooked from the choppity chop going back to the lift went over to Casper and Moran was sort of Anticlimatic as it was the first time in two days I could feel stuff under the perd..maybe if I was just a little lighter on my skis. No groomer tracks the first two ski days except for the wind blown area leading to ten sleep bowl..also a 5 foot deep drift that ate one of Mutes skis. I quit a little earlier than the boys and posted up on the deck of the general store removed my sweaty helmet and had an Arnold Palmer..then lunch at the alpenhof. Now back in town ready to relax a little before beer thirty.

EMG I’m laughing so hard.

2” more since 6am so up to 7” new. Sleeper pow day. Only 6 people in line so far. Yesterday over 100 at this time.

Today is gonna be good.

Looks like a nice burst of snow came through the Tetons overnight with more currently slamming the Tetons. I’m thinking there’s gonna be several inches of new snow for opening...

Yes the dog from the children’s movie Beethoven..

I don’t even know yet still full from lunch.

If you wanna know what I was looking at it was this.

Yup it’s a triple diamond with a quadruple fall line.

Very nice CaptDave..captain jack definitely got me high last night. And Captain Dave was high this morning. Higher than me I didn’t do the Tram today.

January 28th, 2020 Day 1 of 7 Hey All, I’m back from another fun day at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. Day one of trip #17 here. We left for the mountain at 720am and there were still a few ultra fine flakes trickling down...parked in about row 6 or 7 of the ranch lot took the parking shuttle bus motored up to the Bridger Gondola and about 12th in line. Temperatures were in the upper 20s at the base and upper teens up high and the sun came out. Was on somewhere around 8th civilian gondola which yielded some nice untracked on amphitheater down to thunder followed by left side of grabs for a few photos then up sublette where I did my favorite run today ten sleep to the cirque with mute while atomic Jeff hiked the headwall. Wow was the cirque good and deep solid foot of fresh medium density which provided some cushion for the pushing. There was float there were hoots and hollers it was untracked. Met back up with Atomic Jeff line for thunder was full corral so did marmot and a woods run and lots of untracked then line for thunder not so bad up thunder down left side of grand in chowder up sublette Atomic Jeff wanted another headwall lap and me and Mute skies a Hoback run which was mostly chowder some sticky icky lower down took union pass to base and then met up with Atomic Jeff again did teewinot to apres vous had a few fresh turns up high mostly snow changing from winter to spring. Had my fill at this point and mute did two more runs and met us at the mangy moose where we feasted in truffle fries chips salsa guac pizza pie and chicken Sammie’s...had two waitresses both 🔥 and they got a 25% tip..was a good day...top 5 for depth and visibility combination.

Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right!!

We have a fashionista in line.

In line for Gondola. I don’t think it would have been possible to get first in line unless we skipped bagel place and camped here. Will probably be like 8-9th Gondola about 12th in singles line.

6” new overnight and 11” in the last 24 hours.

Ok boomer

How can three days count as both days?? You gave Fridays date but no Friday option in poll.

Nope anybody wanna sublet my hotel house for the next week LMK..I might even have a hot pocket or six in the freezer and better shampoo than you’ll get at a Marriott.

Parent was hanging unruly kid upside down..I guess they learned that technique from watching Dr. Phil

I’m fucking drunk from drinking in car, room, brewery and cowboy bar and the webcam for the thunder chair is making me dizzy and I think I broke this machine.

Rendezvous bistro has a frisee salad which has a fried egg and lardons..maybe I’ll get that for the culture.

I’m gonna make my reports extra good for you.