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There is no stoke with this forecast. Sorry and Jackson hole is bone dry so don’t even have those webcams to watch. I will bring the stoke when there is stoke to bring..I’m not sugarcoating stuff.

I once stopped to tighten my boots and didn’t see the boys again till the parking lot lol

Hahaha good one. Reminds me of when. I told the dude4bides to suck a fat black dick and he said that was racist and I said no I wanna make sure you suck the right one lol

See you tomorrow morning.

Yeah it will be just my luck I get a knock on the window from the Popo..but sounds like a good idea and housekeeping cums between 8-12.

The sugar lumps are more typical when it’s sort of cold and they haven’t blown snow in a really long time. For buttering around I guess they’re fun but most skiers don’t care for them.

Did you watch the eagles game? One guy says he’s not a fan anymore.

It’s not the same out there without @Johnny Law he’d love the spiciness and @RidgeRacer hope you’re feeling better..

Do you have a boot dryer? I gave mine away to my delivery driver. I actually might have a second one in my storage unit(office)

@indiggio and @NMSKI this guy is a top tier ski vlogger. We were talking in the lot the other day swigging hot sauce on the slopes maybe not the best idea. At least I’ve mostly been skipping the hash brown and sausage McMuffin on the way up that plus a shot of hot sauce level 4

I try to avoid politics and two minutes after walking into my parents house my mom is like,”you’re not voting for trump are you” lol Its hard with the early crew slowing down but I’m trying to be more patient on the slopes. Last year in JH I was happy Nazareth jay was there cause it would slow down the pace a little..that’s good in hard terrain when I want a breather.

I get FOMO..but it’s total groundhogs day I think seeing some guns blasting in the next few days will lift our spirits a tiny bit.

It’s really not like that..Aspen is filled with a lot of people that like to ski and snowboard and they’re not all millionaires and billionaires. When I was went to Aspen, only a few people wore fur coats walking onto the plane. It’s the same in Jackson hole..

If you skied with us you’d be laughing a ton, as long as you aren’t a Democrat lol or woke

Hey All, I’m back from another morning at Blue mountain the true mountain. I made near record time to Blue about 32 minutes door to door and arrived at the lower lot before 720am. It was overcast with a temperature of 37 degrees. In the house were Atomic Jeff, JFDan, BenM, Mute, Ryan, Indiggio, Gary, GahSkier George, Ben Edge, Dirtwolf, Mixilplix, TP4 and many more. Again there were issues with the super safari six pack first thing…first run on easy out to vista to midway to lower main was ok until lower main which was a mine field of uneven grooming and fuckery. Up the quad and the run in to Coming soon was thick sugar..not that pleasent. Coming soon was smooth semi edgeable washboard..normally it wouldn’t be that good but compared to other stuff it was decent. Lower Paradise was the most challenging skiing as there’s a lot of bare areas and in between the bare areas is all rolly polly. Skied several laps on coming soon then gave midway to Main Street another go and it sucked. Then I skied Burma for the first time in a few weeks and while busy, coverage wasn’t bad until the end and surface was deep sugar. Crowds today were semi light..security guy said 40 people parked in the paid parking yesterday and now the area in front of the valley lodge is one way and alot aren’t observing that and driving over the cones. Also talk on the walkie talkie of people bringing their own sleds out onto the ski slopes. Seems like a good way to enjoy the place for free. The parking lot was the chilliest 40 degrees ever with a clouds, a breeze and damn air. I almost needed my gloves..had two beers and peaced out..I’ll be back tomorrow, I don’t really wanna ski but have housekeeping at 8am and don’t wanna go to work. it will be interesting to see if they’re able to blow some snow this week. I expect the same terrain to be open next weekend but if snowmaking conditions are really good, maybe they can reopen paradise and lazy mile. JADIP

Apparently Aspen is never really busy and the crowd there are not voracious powder hounds. Different crowd than the resorts that attract front range locals and most of those Denver peeps are gapers who ski ten days a year.

You can’t even see the back of your jacket, just leave it there or be like Toast and make blue replace the jacket.

I’m not on wide skis at blue generally. 96 under foot which feels like slalom skis to me. Even most of the bumpers have got medium fat skis for 80% of the time when there aren’t bumps.

Oh he’s definitely a Karen.

@Barb do you have a season pass at Aspen? Snowmass is the best for intermediates. Also those mountains don’t need a lot of snow to be almost fully open. 30-40” base only. Awesome reports!!! Barb that gouge in your skis is nothing. You should see some of our skis but for piece of mind would be easy to get it smoothed out and filled in with p Tex. You’re lucky it didn’t affect the edge.

@saltyant that was nice of you to offer to trade a banana for NMSkis beef stick. He had plenty of beef sticks. No worries.

Race team was cancelled today. Sad.

Language is always evolving…

I’ve felt pretty good drove right by McDonald’s this AM..and had plenty of time for that or Wawa or sheetz made to order breakfast still have time for that and kept driving…and I @saltyant didn’t offer me a Yoo hoo. I’m hoping for a Capri sun one of these days..those are refreshing but the straw is tricky.

I made my first jump turn of the season through the bumpers standing at the top of Coming Soon..BenM saw my agility..yes I’m an agile mofo except crossing streets and in bathrooms in ski boots.. I really didn’t want to go skiing today..but I was still happy I went and will go tomorrow…and then prob gonna go on NYD…it’s impossible to get Herpes if you don’t go out on NYE…