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Woo woo woo you hear that Salty and Ski2Live...but in all seriousness Vail was at blue Saturday checking the place out.

You can practice whirlybirds on long flat sections.

Moe you’re badass..now take the wifey to her nail appointment.

Jackson hole will likely be bought by a Vail or Alterra soon so I see them keeping the Ikon pass to boost their skier visits. Apparently snowbird and Alta are also much busier due to the Ikon pass. It’s also been a banner winter out west in terms of snow conditions.

Ain’t nobody wanna see your rabbit turds.

Oh Lo Que Dijo... ok gotta do some work this thread is shitty. Peace bros

STFU GSS you’re too modest for that..

Bout tree fiddy.

Actually there are people on Craigslist who will pay you $50 and they watch you poop..my friend told me about this.

I actually stopped at the turkey hill in south side Allentown off of 78 on my way home from Newark airport cause it was after 11 and I think the only think open was Wendy’s. Wow turkey hill is so inferior to sheetz and wawa..I ended up buying frozen pizza rolls...wack. At least the cashier was cute..never trust a big butt and a smile.

That’s badass. Although I like the sharp Italian hoagie from Primos and it’s easy for me to purchase and eat between work and night skiing, that sandwich sent me trotting to the men’s rooms last season at Blue..I was sweating and I didn’t even pop a Molly, eat spicy food, sit in a sauna, go through a field sobriety checkpoint or retrieve fallen ski from next run over. Woooo

Hearing you say Loaf and Jug gives me goose bumps..the cashier there is overzealous about me saving 22 cents by buying two bottles of Gatorade and of course in Jackson hole when you purchase 4-6 items they always ask me if I want a bag...fuck at buckmans yesterday they asked me if I wanted a bag for a single pair of pants and I declined..in Montana they call it a sack which is nuts

No idea but Shitbooking is real...I actually peed on the Jackson to Newark flight because I had an aisle seat. I don’t know how people have sex in airplane bathrooms. Hard enough just to do a quick JO without the grunting noises startling the passengers in rows 34-38

Well at the united club in Newark I had to shit a little bit..they have two bathrooms both with only one toilet stall and every time I went in bathroom somebody was using it and somebody was waiting. Even worse it was one of those stalls where there’s a 1/2 gap so you inadvertently can peep into the stall. Homey Don’t Play That

Then congregate halfway down challenge on the first run before they go in for a nice hot breakfast.

Yeah and it was Friday night and i was googling how not to lose my voice at the cowboy bar...

This trip..vacation constipation is real..but when the floodgates open..woooo my one fart on the plane blew an air bubble in my pants. Never trust a fart.

I only had to take one shit in the mangy moose.

https://www.vaildaily.com/news/arapahoe-basin-ending-its-epic-pass-pact-with-vail-resorts-unlikely-to-join-ikon-pass/ Apparently Abasin was getting $15 per visit from Vail for every visit from EpicPass holders and it wasn’t worth it. This is another funny snippit.

It was from poor grooming..they missed a spot. I would only sue the ski area if the lift I was riding up fell off the cables or oil dripped on my jackat.

Yeah wrong thread..lol..but I agree.

My tailbone bounced off the street in Jackson hole last Saturday night..I think I’m gonna give up crossing streets..not until lent...yeah ski good or eat wood.

How much savings did you get?