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Reminded me of this.

He sounds like a jealous hater to me.

A nice Bye Felicia at the end would have been good.

Shut the fuck up Eaf...she’s been working for 30 years and has no kids and her fixed costs are very low with her new condo purchase. When I’m your age and Sally’s age I’ll probably be retired.

What have you been up to this last week???

Still skiing over in Austria. Candide at 4:20

Did you see Enjorales??

Best day ever for your kids. They got their own sodas. Bet they had to contribute 50 cents towards them..put some skin into it.

Likely superstar chair only which is just under 1200 vert..probably a mogul run and a groomer.

Nice Barb it’s 87 degrees out here. You are really travelling a lot this year!!!

I’m still Standing..

Have fun on your bicycle ride...it’s warm out..so warm that I just saw an Indian couple walking around my hotel outside and it probably reminded them of Mumbai...STFU GSS they are probably from Edison NJ you wanker..

Salty you still haven’t updated your stats. Strike two.

I’ll probably be at around 110,000 points on United by July with 50,000 sign up bonus and 20,000 extra bonus after one year. Almost enough for two round trip economy flights to Europe.

I’ll bring you a Yoo Hoo..unless you want Muscle Milk

I have Ghostbusters on speed dial. Just in case

Maybe SallyCat will meet up with us. Might have to get the baller suite at the Rutvegas Best Western...that’s the place where the pullout sofa bed ate phillycore.

Ok Indiggio I’ll do a Good, Bad, Ugly for you. Good...Four pow days..Murphy’s Irish pub 1/4 mile away with $7 double jack and cokes and corned beef nachos, trolling the beauty section at Target when I bought travel sized toiletries..yeah there are some summit county chicks who look like Jeff Spicoli from fast times at Ridgemont high and are used to being called Bro or Dude but a lot of hot ones.. Free bottled water all the time at the Silver Inn..free breakfast there which 5 out of 6 times had butter for my bagel..the dry bagel I ate with jelly only deserves in the ugly. Pho one day after skiing which is located in a hotel restaurant in Frisco Colorado and a real locals spot..and yeah I look like a chach eating noodles with a form but chop sticks ain’t my thang. Mexican food after skiing in Frisco. Waitress aggressively tried to sell me the fried ice cream..I guess I look like the type that enjoys desserts. 95% of the people I talked to were cool...not the wallets of Jackson hole or bro brah Teton gravity mags..just skiing enthusiasts mainly from the Midwest or Denver...Southwest airlines..direct flights at good times of the day(mid morning)..free baggage..guaranteed window seat near the front of plane and ample space overhead with early bird check in...free snacks and free 5 ounce soft drink. Alamo rental car..always around $350 for a mid sized SUV for a week..quick quick quick..easiest part of my trip..almost always a bus waiting at baggage. Staying at the Hyatt Place at the Denver airport...my favorite ski trip hotel..I love it there..enough said and almost didn’t stay there because the rate was $199 but for $139 last minute. Bad...hotel shampoo...realizing my hotel where I live is much nicer than a $80-$95 a night hotel in Silverthorne..and the 49er is Jackson hole owns both the Silver Inn and where I live in the A. Having to be on the slopes mad early for good parking and pow day lineups..wah but usually on spring ski trips I can sleep in a little and still get the fresh cord...powder panic 4 days in a row is actually a little stressful and tiring. Especially at copper mountain where I had to wait 20 minutes in line for a lift ticket as more and more people got in line. Forgetting my gloves and trying to find new gloves. Place in Silverthorne only has size XS and mittons..christy sports at copper only had $150 gloves and were too warm..wah..finally found spring gloves in the center village which meant my first run of my trip was gloveless...and it was chilly. Some serious first world problems. No safety bars at Loveland...not a fan and I had middle seat a few times on the Perder day..I don’t know how people can get used to riding slippery chairlifts no bars. Yeah it’s a moving couch and I’ve fallen off couches before. The lifts with safety bars the locals are all surprised when I say coming down..shit I wanna rest my feet up as well. Ugly: Vacation constipation..almost shitting myself on ten minute drive back from Mexican restaurant..my body odor when at weed dispensary after wearing same upper body under armor three days in a row that actually overpowered the weed smell..feet were stinky as well. Buying two personal sized pizzas, cheese garlic bread and Greek salad when I had the crazy munchies..dropped almost $40 on that meal and passed out covered in Feta cheese and woke up at 2am. I couldn’t decide between meat lovers and margarita pizza don’t judge. Ugly: next credit card bill...

Not into weed porn...I tried Toon porn as well and I’m not some freakaleak that can get off to cartoons..ok some of the Smurf shit is hot..I only know about that from a cosplay girl I used to talk to.

Yeah like oversleeping and missing your flight..

You wanna plan a tentative PASR day the second weekend in May at Killington? Seems to be some interest.

Targhee just received 20” new they’re still open...JH is still closed. I like how aside from a quick update and selfie with a gold medalist JLaw can timeout of the internet. I’ve been addicted to the internet for almost 25 years lol....Moe ghoul as well...

Salty do you have any bike trips planned for the summer?

were you in Montana at all this ski season??

I used to drive to Vermont to get weed.