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Supposed to be freezing rain at bell sunday...dafuk..

So Saturday at Boulder is that the call?? My skis are still in my car. Maybe I can rally Matt Edge to come can borrow some of his rub on wax. I still have a soft pretzel left from the last Perder day at Blue..

Be sure to post a report. I haven’t skied Sunday river since December of 1997. My freshman year of college my dad picked me up for winter break and we first skied two days at sugarloaf and a day at Sunday river. Word of advice if you’re seeing a live band either name drop Bruce Springsteen or the Beagles and you’ll avoid paying cover. If you’re at Blue mountain just say you know Eaf.

Food poisoning??

I’m only at like 800 calories so far today. 100% smaller than Root next season.

Wow the only celebrity I’ve met is Marco Andretti and I said if you ever want to drive a base model Subaru Impreza let me know...then I asked him if he knows how to drive an automatic. I would of mentioned Mosley’s MTV real world road world challenge hosting gig..that was badass.

It’s just a lot of things to do on travel day...return rental car..shuttle bus to terminal..rental car shuttle bus driver helped me with my bags got a $5 tip..check in get ticket..half hour security line..jailbait chicks in yoga pants kept me occupied..train to terminal...bought National Geographic magazine and water for plane and Fritos..early southwest boarding...tried to nap..back to Newark where the Right Ons of Colorado are replaces by “No you didn’t lol”...shuttle to parking..no help with bags no tip..drive home from Newark not much traffic..back to fresh housekeeping..did laundry..got WaWa..relaxed, went to karaoke..hugged big titty girls..smoked a cigarette...back to work like a dork but almost the weekend. I need to go on more ski trips...if only so I can write these reports and post massive amounts of pictures.

Three different hotels in 36 hours is living just living. Where I live in Allentown is nicer than the Silver Inn..more modern and more amenities..no free breakfast and the Hyatt Place beats both if I made double as much money I’d live in a Hyatt place.

I always wanted to approach a lady at the Pizza Hut express inside Target..I’d say,”I see you like Pizza Hut..do you want to go to the real Pizza Hut sometime?”

Tarponhead you can put your pecker away.

How do you approach ladies at the library??

You never went inside the club? I bet there were some pretty ladies to dance with!!!

Jordan were you enjoying the pow this last weekend at Loveland and ABasin?

You still didn’t update stats and how was your bachelor party??

Thanks SallyCat. Where are you skiing Sunday? Doesn’t look like the blue bike park opens until may 19th.

Have fun it’s gonna be 80 degrees. When are you going to Maine?

You never try and ski moguls...blue is good practice although I barely skied bumps this season at Blue..not many spring days.

That’s man crush Monday material right there no homo

It actually took me 8 hours door to door since I left hotel this morning at 8am mountain time to return car rental and got back to my hotel in Allentown at 6pm eastern.

It’s about three hours home from Denver and four hours there. I drove to Montana once. I guess when I start spending my winters in the Rockies I’ll drive out there again

Im back. Thanks for reading along.

Empty middle seat!!!!

Security holdup was due to bomb sniffing dog...at gate wheels up in an hour and ten minutes.

You know it. Wow security line is long and 12 minutes so far. Two people have cut the line so far. I wanted to call them out.