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Good: NMSki always smiling Bad: NMSki always farting Ugly: NMSki wearing towel like a turbin..every time I would go to jeffs room for post skiing beers NMSki would answer the door and immediately slam the door after saying,"we have enough towels" culminating with him coming over throwing four towels in Atomic jeffs face with one ending up in the toilet.

Good: Letting Nastar Glenn pick a song to listen to in the Kardashian mobile. Bad: He chose Tom Pettys Learning To Fly that we didn't even know the words to Ugly: Nastar Glenn pouring a beer..he said his hands were shaking with excitement from the first day..

I'll start with at least three good bad and uglys..any of you who were just in jackson feel free to add your own..I wrote these first three that I will post in a few on the plane.

I heard a good story from Dennis about one of the wallets..he's a bigger gossip than me and Shoshanna combined..Shoshanna is my homegirl she's black and Jewish had fried chicken at her Bat Mitzvah..anyway Dennis said the old almost daily wallet has a crush on one of the fine young female ski instructors so he often takes her heli skiing and not only does he pay for her as a heli ski guide/instructor companion/arm candy he has to pay Jackson hole mountain resort $800 to make up for their lost revenue for the day as she'd normally guide the wallets down Lupine way and and get sprayed by NMSkis skis. Dennis said the old guy who's probably late 70s..might toss the ski babe extra for what he said was massage and release..then he went on to describe how the girls in his hot yoga class have different body types, how he's the teachers pet in yoga and how he gets hit on by gay guys and when I responded gay guys never hit on me because I'm fat he instantly said well since I lost the last 5 pounds he's been hit on even more..oh Lordy then I skied 7 runs of powder and had Pasta bolognese..

Are you guys and gals ready for The Good The Bad and The Ugly??

We also were treated to a gratuitous display of child abuse in the lot earlier both physical and psychological...

Hey All, I'm back from a fun morning session at Blue mountain the true mountain. I arrived at the lower lot around 725AM and the temperature was around 10 degrees with light winds. In the house were Atomic Jeff, JFDan, MBike Mike, Nastar glenn, Toast, The RealKT, Justo, GSSucks, Ryan, Tarponhead, Indiggio and about 6,000 others. I ended up on the second civilian 6-pack and first run was on challenge which was a carpet..fastish snow..after Jackson hole I wanted to go about 15mph faster but just not enough pitch..but I did make about two and a half turns. Razors was closed for racers and nightmare to dreamweaver was closed for some sort of bordercross/skiercross race. As much as it was sad not to ski NMDW it's just about never closed so ended up skiing lazy mile, switchback and Main Street a little more. All were between ok and real nice. Some new snow in barneys bumps only skied them once a few shiny spots but mostly chalky. With nightmare-dreamweaver closed paradise was super crowded only skied it once. Had a couple perpetual IPAs and some pretzel nuggets thanks to JFDan and still too cold to be gloveless in the lot. I haven't even checked the weather for tomorrow but I'm hoping there's some snow and if the new snow doesn't come till later it might make for a much longer session to ski..anybody skiing tomorrow? I was thinking Root was gonna be at Blue today but didn't see him. Maybe Matt Edge will be out tomorrow and TP4 and Schifdawg..JADIP

I'll be there was pretty good this morning. Report to come later. I need to pick up Sunday beers.

Salty have a great trip to Vermont. Stowe is the best ski resort east of the Rockies and it looks like it's gonna snow there. Will be good practice for Verbier in 2019..according to Eaf the 81 RTM might be too fat but I think they are perfect.

No worries about drunk driving either as JFDan doesn't get drunk 😵 and only one day did Atomic Jeff drink too much to hand over the keys to Dan. Me I drink long islands and jack and cokes in addition to beers some days so I didn't drive. I'm a much better skier than driver as it is lol

The town buses start running at 5somehing AM so no worries about first gondy. We left the hotel at 740am everyday except the third pow day which was on a weekend when we left at 720am mainly because Glenn and mike needed to get passes and we knew there'd be a line for passes. On all but that day we were first gondolanandnthat day we were in the first ten. In the old days the 8am hotel bus was good enough for first gondola. On the 22" pow day two years ago we took a 650am bus in total darkness which was good enough for only second Tram and the best 4,100 top to bottom pow run of our lives.

We aren't Teton gravity mags or wallets. We are the savviest motherfuckers who avoid liftlines and get the maximum untracked pow pow like none other.

Because we didn't want to take the bus to the mountain each day. We've always rented before and took a cab from the airport to town on arrival and departure day for about $40'and taken the bus the 12 miles from hotel to the mountain each day either free hotel bus or $3 town bus. The beauty of driving to the hill is not having to boot up until the mountain which means less time in ski boots and not sitting in a warm bus often packed in fully dressed...plus we had as many as 7 people which made the Suburban rental worthwhile. In the future if it's just me and Jeff we'd rent a smaller SUV.

Atomic Jeff bought a ticket for himself and me so we each get two free checked bags including an oversized ski bag...I'm considered his companion no homo so I get all the same perks like lounge access, seat upgrades, priority boarding and a special bag tag.

Awesome, 300 texts wouldn't last me a week. I'm popular.

Have fun Enjorales..post a lot of reports and pictures!!!

Made it home. See everyone at Blue tomorrow. I started writing the good bad and ugly on the plane.

On shuttle to my parking spot. Driver is like 75 years old didn't have the strength for my ski bag. Still gonna tip him $5. It's freezing.

Welcome back.

Fuck no I'm not giving him my number.

Nah because I booked 28 nights from January 20th-February 17th. The super elite savings are for 28 night stays. So I actually wouldn't have saved much and I don't really care about $300 me and jeffs dinner last night was almost that much.

We passed over Blue a few minutes ago. Landing now.

Thanks Barb!!! Almost 100% they have their passes paid for as part of their package.

Set alarm for 545am