To switch gears a little bit from whats not going in, to what is.
This actually sounds half decent. The part that caught my eye was about "electric bumper boats at the ski area's reservoir". I'm assuming that they're not going to dig a new reservoir so I guess this will mean you'll be able to go down the north face in the summer. I think it would be pretty cool to see lightning bare, and I also always wanted to see some use of that reservoir, its actually a decently nice body of water.
They have officially gotten my business. Maybe the resurgence of the Alpine slide in the future? I mean, most places get rid of alpine slides due to insurance, but if your insurance can cover a 65 mph zip line, its probobly enough to get this favorite attraction back. Plus it would be the only one in the Poconos now.