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Well I thought I would post another WP GR update. I've pretty much given up on snowboarding for snowboardings sake since it's so lame out here. Instead I've started to use the mountain as a sort of night club exclusively to pick up women. Here I am working my magic on the lift. As you can see from her body language she's feelin it.

 

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Here's my friend Lindsy (sorry if I misspelled it!). I tried putting the moves on here seconds before and she hightailed it through the woods over this cliff band. We're cool now though. Ski once said that jeeps pick up chicks, so I told Lindsy any ladies she happens to come upon driving hers around, she can send my way.

 

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Here is one of the problems with riding at WP. You have ungroomed runs and glades which are totally lame. Then you have the groomed runs with these huge bright mountains in your way. How is anyone supposed to concentrate on getting super sweet arcs and pushing their gear to the limit with these hideous beasts glaring at them.

 

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My buddy Dave wanted to ride some "pillow lines" whatever they are. He says there fun, but it's not for me. They call it snowboarding for a reason, not repeatedly flying through the air.

 

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I tried to warn dave but he didn't believe me that with all the new snow avalanche danger is kind of an issue, even inbounds. He set off a slide a few turns later and here he is buried. I'm a super great photog but he's pretty lousy at getting in frame while buried.

 

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After the scare he didn't want to take any chances. Here's Dave riding some pretty steep terrain safely with the avalung in.

 

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On my way to a major babe hang out I got stuck in a bad spot. Here I am in the bad spot trying to avoid the powder area.

 

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And this is my favorite spot on the mountain. It's groomed, it's under the lift so everyone knows how great my skills are, and the mountains aren't nearly as large and ugly.

 

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Last night Dave and I went on a renegade mission to slay the park. We had to dodge groomers, duck ropes, and generally risk our jobs, our lives and our limbs. It was worth it though. Here's dave on his first jib of the night.

 

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Conducting myself as one should when dealing with the serious matter of "getting after it".

 

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Dave jibbing the shed.

 

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Dave dismounting the shed.

 

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I think thats about all I have for today. Hope you enjoyed!

 

Edit: Oops forgot 1 pic. I've been scoping areas to build shacks since there are so many on this mountain. I thought I would make one of my own. This spot looks pretty good I think. Looks for pics soon...

 

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Edited by Glenn
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Wow. You seem to be living an updated version of a '70's ski movie. But where are the hot tubs, Glenn?

 

I'm trying to model my stay here after the early 90's classic "Ski School". The hot tubs are in the plans but it requires jumping a fence and riding back uphill on a sled soaking wet. Pics for sure when it happens.

 

go rip bear claw you noob

 

You lead the way.

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