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Seeing how you spelling "bologna" wrong, your survey makes you look dumb.

 

 

What, me worry?

 

 

 

 

 

C'mon, Dustin, why not just move on... ;)

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worst place to book an XMas week vacation----idk

where not to count on skiing if it's windy----camelback

most likely area to have your gear jacked----mountain creek

best park to get punched for dropping out of turn----BB

most unreliable conditions report----Sno

park the furthest/walk the most----everywhere

most likely to ride a chair with a white guy who insists on rapping----blue/BB

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worst place to book an XMas week vacation----idk

where not to count on skiing if it's windy----camelback

most likely area to have your gear jacked----mountain creek

best park to get punched for dropping out of turn----BB

most unreliable conditions report----Sno

park the furthest/walk the most----everywhere

most likely to ride a chair with a white guy who insists on rapping----blue/BB

 

 

 

hahahaha - some how I gotta remember this idea to create an online poll that is easier to use than the poll feature on here.

 

great idea ski. anyone want to try and enhance that list with some more?

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worst place to book an XMas week vacation

where not to count on skiing if it's windy

most likely area to have your gear jacked

best park to get punched for dropping out of turn

most unreliable conditions report

park the furthest/walk the most

most likely to ride a chair with a white guy who insists on rapping

 

worst night skiing where you still need night vision

 

 

any more?

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The key to any mountain is the doucebag to acre ratio

 

For example Powder Mountain has an extremly low d-bag to acre ratio maybe 1 dbag per 100 acres. Hunter on the other had is 100 douchenozzles for every acre.

 

The dbag/acre study is the true measure of any mountain.

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worst place to book an XMas week vacation

where not to count on skiing if it's windy

most likely area to have your gear jacked

best park to get punched for dropping out of turn

most unreliable conditions report

park the furthest/walk the most

most likely to ride a chair with a white guy who insists on rapping

 

worst night skiing where you still need night vision

area with worst douchebag ratio

 

more?

Posted
hahahaha - some how I gotta remember this idea to create an online poll that is easier to use than the poll feature on here.

 

great idea ski. anyone want to try and enhance that list with some more?

 

 

Slowest bartenders- Elk

Dumbest cash only bar policy- Elk

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worst place to book an XMas week vacation

where not to count on skiing if it's windy

most likely area to have your gear jacked

best park to get punched for dropping out of turn

most unreliable conditions report

park the furthest/walk the most

most likely to ride a chair with a white guy who insists on rapping

 

worst night skiing where you still need night vision

area with worst douchebag ratio

worst apres ski bar

most likely to have the greatest number of tickets sold per acre of trail

most likely to close early or not open lifts with coverage

 

area most likely to be repremanded by people with less skill than you

best overpromised undelivered hill

worst place to get hurt at

best place to get your calves pinched when getting on a chair

best place to go for longest conversations on a lift

 

best place to go to practice polling

Posted
The key to any mountain is the doucebag to acre ratio

 

For example Powder Mountain has an extremly low d-bag to acre ratio maybe 1 dbag per 100 acres. Hunter on the other had is 100 douchenozzles for every acre.

 

The dbag/acre study is the true measure of any mountain.

 

I like the dbag/acre concept. I will have to look into this further in regards to mountains I enjoy and those I don't.

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worst night skiing where you still need night vision- Sno( well sometimes all of their lights actually do all work)

area with worst douchebag ratio- anywhere were beginers ski above their level (AKA EVERYWHERE)

worst apres ski bar -their is apres ski in the poconos?

most likely to have the greatest number of tickets sold per acre of trail-Blue

most likely to close early or not open lifts with coverage-Camelback....

 

area most likely to be repremanded by people with less skill than you-Everywhere i get repremanded, no one has more skill than me

best overpromised undelivered hill -Sno, (I don't see any new high speed they promised)

worst place to get hurt at - no comment

best place to get your calves pinched when getting on a chair-Sno ( some high speed lifts would help with that) ;)

best place to go for longest conversations on a lift- Sno since they have the longest lift ride :D

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