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[phillycore]

What

 

the

 

F

 

I'll give that a big

 

X2

[RootDKJ]

What

 

the

 

F

 

man we better get some snow soon

[JibHonk]

G-unit on the slope, Jibbin it up dope!

Take it easy steezy, It's your rhymes that are cheezy!

I do more slappin than rappin wit bitches like lappin'

You want some too? I'll make it happin like a double steezy & lappin bitch slappin while I'm rappin!

skip doggey dog....O' is he crazy.....Dropin in switch....ridin down lazy-

[method9455]

So skidogdiggitydog said, and the 'real deal steel greelled spam and cheese' agreed on the below: (and I'll have you know I'm too old, too drunk, too don't give a shit, to actually try to quote that and put it in my message.)

 

Anyway - this is what they say: "They don't jib, don't jump, just ski around and stop on the landings. Then they go 100 ft and stop again, this time they stand in the approach of the parks best rail and say "remember when the only thing on the slope was snow and skiers".

 

Remember when the only thing on the mountain was snow and skiers? And there were no asshole punks like you? You wouldn't remember those days, would you? It was when we were blasting those mountains, carving the hills, creating the manmade snow machines so you and your family could enjoy what was once considered undevelopable countryside.

 

So take a break next time you see an old-timer looking back up hill, and ask him what it was like when he was your age, when there really was nothing but skiers and snow. If he doesn't punch you in the mouth, I'm sure you'll get a great story or two.

 

I love guys like you. Think you are so damn smart simply because you are older. But in actuality, you a complete moron.

 

Do you know we have a problem with people in landings not because we are punk assholes but because people get KILLED that way. I'm one of the more vocal about people in landings - I tell people they need to move 100% of the time they are there - but I"m not asshole or punk. I just understand that a metal edged snowboard or ski flying at 40 miles an hour is little different than a broad sword, except there is more force behind it.

 

The Joe the Plumber quote just jacks up the irony to another level too.

[method9455]

Holy Shit...well Dawg is that all you've got..well I'm about to kick it..

 

Almost got shot listening to SirMixaLot

Baby got back outside the ski patrol shack

Got a fanny pack for my keys and my cheese

Zip that up before I'm grilling up Steeze

You say my rhymes are cheezy

But they're really off the heezy

You must be lactose intolerant

Stank ass breath yo you need a mint

Gonna give you a cert or a tic-tac

All I know is your raps are wack

You can find me at the Blue mountain drive-inn posted up like a thumbtack..eating a shortstack..riding the 6-pack..wearing a belt so you don't see my asscrack..but please skig doggey dog..go hop over to epicski like a frog..not Kermit..boinking Miss Piggy..smoking a ciggy..I'm talking like a real dumb frog..going ribbit ribbit..eating some riblets..at Applebees..ready to ski..head buzzing like a bee..I'm not a bug but my name is Doug..I do the worm all the ladies squirm..hair so curly it's like I have a perm...skiing over the rollers..skiing so fantastic it's like I'm hooked up to a remote controller..I'm out

 

[DHarrisburg]

I'm gonna go make a chinese downhill thread.

[method9455]

I'm gonna go make a chinese downhill thread.

 

Lets have the PASR Annual Chinese Downhill on Saturday at the freedom park at boulder, don't know if you can handle it BRAH.

[skier89]

Holy Shit...well Dawg is that all you've got..well I'm about to kick it..

 

Almost got shot listening to SirMixaLot

Baby got back outside the ski patrol shack

Got a fanny pack for my keys and my cheese

Zip that up before I'm grilling up Steeze

You say my rhymes are cheezy

But they're really off the heezy

You must be lactose intolerant

Stank ass breath yo you need a mint

Gonna give you a cert or a tic-tac

All I know is your raps are wack

You can find me at the Blue mountain drive-inn posted up like a thumbtack..eating a shortstack..riding the 6-pack..wearing a belt so you don't see my asscrack..but please skig doggey dog..go hop over to epicski like a frog..not Kermit..boinking Miss Piggy..smoking a ciggy..I'm talking like a real dumb frog..going ribbit ribbit..eating some riblets..at Applebees..ready to ski..head buzzing like a bee..I'm not a bug but my name is Doug..I do the worm all the ladies squirm..hair so curly it's like I have a perm...skiing over the rollers..skiing so fantastic it's like I'm hooked up to a remote controller..I'm out

 

 

GSS IS GOD

[DHarrisburg]

Lets have the PASR Annual Chinese Downhill on Saturday at the freedom park at boulder, don't know if you can handle it BRAH.

 

No let's have it when I'm home and make it five laps on White Lightning.

[DHarrisburg]

I was just going to post in the CD thread that skihead owes you and me a free day of skiing at sno so maybe we should do it that day.

[Skipdoggie]

Oh shit mo fugger its on-

Like the pic from 8 mile-

I'm hittin it wit style-

I read your lame ass rhyme but it took an f-in while-

I drop my shit quik and leave it in a pile-

When I painted your girl white I did it with a smile-

She said dam your rod is long---------------------------------------------a country f-in mile-

I'm use to a little steezy thats hung like a child-

One night wit skip dog got me feelin f-in wild-

[snorovr]

Oh shit mo fugger its on-

Like the pic from 8 mile-

I'm hittin it wit style-

I read your lame ass rhyme but it took an f-in while-

I drop my shit quik and leave it in a pile-

When I painted your girl white I did it with a smile-

She said dam your rod is long---------------------------------------------a country f-in mile-

I'm use to a little steezy thats hung like a child-

One night wit skip dog got me feelin f-in wild-

 

 

Ohhhhh shittttttt!!!! Tha champ is here!

[method9455]

Oh shit mo fugger its on-

Like the pic from 8 mile-

I'm hittin it wit style-

I read your lame ass rhyme but it took an f-in while-

I drop my shit quik and leave it in a pile-

When I painted your girl white I did it with a smile-

She said dam your rod is long---------------------------------------------a country f-in mile-

I'm use to a little steezy thats hung like a child-

One night wit skip dog got me feelin f-in wild-

 

[toast21602]

i <3 pasr.

[Skipdoggie]

Ski patrol better get out a ticket- Skip doggie is about to kick it!

Steez calls himself a rhymer- But he skis like a first timer!

I style it when I ride it- In your girl is where I hide it!

Steez dont want his girl no more- Cause I stabbed her like a whore!

Now he's diggin Men- Like Len, Ben, & Ken!

I hope ya'll like my rhyme- This is the last time!

I'll say I had some Fun- Now I'm f-in DONE!!!!!!

[JibHonk]

Lets have the PASR Annual Chinese Downhill on Saturday at the freedom park at boulder, don't know if you can handle it BRAH.

 

so count me in

 

sorry GSS but skip killed it haha

Edited November 18, 2008 by JibHonk

[toast21602]

he just battle-rapped your ass up.

[Skipdoggie]

Blue is makin snow 2 nite-

See you on the six pack steezy!

[snorovr]

See you on the six pack steezy!

 

This only gets better... Rap battle after DH's Chinese DH?

[AngryHugo]

I rap much better after a 6-pack

 

yes you do. you may have to bust out the Running Man.

[trimreaper]

I only do the running man if at least two people ask me..

I'll probably regret it but...bring out the running man

[JibHonk]

JEFF where are these blue episodes you promised

[First Grade Teacher]

Sammy crying! That stupid little shit.

[toast21602]

hahaahahahahah

[noofus]

Hah I got my 0.25 seconds of fame. Saw myself and my wife (who's face was covered by the "TV-PG" thingy) standing at the cardboard classic sidelines as the camera panned by.

Edited November 25, 2008 by noofus