Guest intotogor Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community. I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Quote
DiMe Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Soo.... You live in Canada and heard these stories while sking at Mountain Creek? Awesome.... how were the snow conditions? Quote
toast21602 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 please give me back that 2 minutes of my life that it took me to read that... Quote
RootDKJ Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 please give me back that 2 minutes of my life that it took me to read that... me too Quote
ColoradoHigh Posted March 20, 2009 Report Posted March 20, 2009 I didn't laugh at any of that.... Quote
ColoradoHigh Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Nice post. Let me guess, you are the same person...amiright? Quote
toast21602 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 most likely... i dont know who else would come across a lame-o post like that since it has been idle for 2 weeks Quote
ColoradoHigh Posted April 2, 2009 Report Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Damn, double the post... Double the fun....allllright. Edited April 2, 2009 by Chippy Quote
ColoradoHigh Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 How about another joke? Knock knock. Quote
Nidecker Posted November 20, 2009 Report Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) Nice post. Why would anyone make a fake profile and put the location for Jamaica? You want to hear a funny joke? Your a Douch hahahaha. Ya old post I know, I just came across it now. Edited November 20, 2009 by Nidecker25 Quote
setagehtta Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 so you met a dentist, a convict and some rednecks at MC...we get it Quote
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