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A friend of mine does it every year at JF.  He is pretty much over the top with whatever he does, he built this last.

 

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He lets me play along even though i dont help build, and its a pretty fun tailgate type event.  It took like 15 people to pull/push to the top of the tubing slope.  i was fucking dying...it was so fucking heavy.  It went straight down, didnt fall apart, which is good, because with how much it weighed, and 12 people riding it down, it could have been disastrous.  

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Yoga is for girls.

 

I just started doing yoga; it's way more f-ing difficult than I thought, and more of a serious workout. Whew. Those yoga girls are badasses; you should check it out.

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I just started doing yoga; it's way more f-ing difficult than I thought, and more of a serious workout. Whew. Those yoga girls are badasses; you should check it out.

 

By "check it out", you mean stand outside the huge glass windows, and stare inside, correct?

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i actually started doing yoga few months ago. mrs snobunski wanted to do an activity together and shot down all the ones i like to do lol so i said i;d give it a try. its a beginner class so nothing too tough and its been doing wonders for my beat up hips and shoulders

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I did yoga once last week. I like it. Could never do it in a class though because I would fart the whole time.

 

 

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yoga is amazing. If you've never done a hot yoga class, you guys are missing out. 30 girls in spandex pants and fancy sport bras bending and folding in different ways. What guy wouldn't like that

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Anytime I go to yoga all I realize is I'm the least flexible person alive

 

in 4th and 5th grade when we did the presidential physical fitness test, i would get to presidential levels on everything but fail at the stretch excercise where you put your feet under the wood box and see how far up the measurements you can reach your arms.  due to a lack of flexibility, i wouldnt even get the national badge, let alone the presidential one smh

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I'm pretty active. But, I have to admit flexibility not my strong suit. My friend teaches yoga, and she told me it's true. Makes people fart. Guess ALL your muscles are relaxed!

That's what my mom told me that yoga makes her farty and thankfully she doesn't wear a fancy sports bra like Zonked when she does yoga.

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That's what my mom told me that yoga makes her farty and thankfully she doesn't wear a fancy sports bra like Zonked when she does yoga.

 

huh.  and here i thought everything made NMSKI fart.  I guess he is extra farty doing yoga.  

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If everyone could just not be embarrassed by farting like me, farty yoga would be an amazing concept. You get all warm and stretchy, then you rip huge farts, then everybody cracks up till they are crying. I'm gonna open a studio!

 

 

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If everyone could just not be embarrassed by farting like me, farty yoga would be an amazing concept. You get all warm and stretchy, then you rip huge farts, then everybody cracks up till they are crying. I'm gonna open a studio!

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Do you have yoga pants?? Have you ever shit your shorts while doing yoga??

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