Popular Post Johnny Law Posted January 7, 2014 Popular Post Report Posted January 7, 2014 Holy shit was it fast, nearly scary fast, like a wc course lots of speed with a little grip. Glacial in spots. Mostly newbs, one lady was in a dress..her vagina may never recover...because it was certainly mitten weather. Blowing pretty much everywhere. Temps were cold but fine, the wind however was unreal. The boot buckle gap felt like the chasm of Paris Hiltons vagina, I can now identify each stich in which the six year old in China didn't quite close on my pants. It was raw and brutal and I savored every moment. 10 Quote
moe ghoul Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 Glaciers- check vaginas- check Chinese 6 year olds- check Paris Hilton's vag for good measure- check All this from a session at Blue. Was it cold? Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 what the hell is that lady doin not wearing mittens or her vagina? Quote
RidgeRacer Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 Glaciers- check vaginas- check Chinese 6 year olds- check Paris Hilton's vag for good measure- check Quote
Johnny Law Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Posted January 7, 2014 what the hell is that lady doin not wearing mittens or her vagina? I was surprised how many people were there and how many of them were learning. Maybe 200 people, 50 of which were patrollers, nearly all of the rest were on rental equipment trying to learn on Paradise. This particular lady appeared to be a Mennonite, I used to see them at Bear alot and they were always in a dress, generally on the coldest day of the year. I would imagine they have quite the protective mat down their but I've never had the opportunity to investigate. 2 Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 I would imagine they have quite the protective mat down their but I've never had the opportunity to investigate. confirmed. its called "soaking" not very fun 2 Quote
indiggio Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 Fur diaper = boner city? Dental floss? Quote
NMSKI Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 Do fur diaper refers to a bearded clam.A zack galifinakis-esque clam Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 my beard is longer than most mens hair. i always chuckle at that. 1 Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 doug, you work for a dying industry. (get it? lolololol) 5 Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 i thought for sure that would get me at least one like Quote
RidgeRacer Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 i thought for sure that would get me at least one like 1 Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 theres 7 people viewing this thread about me right now. im sheenin' this shit. Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) that thread is awesome because its only going to be filled with ridiculous shit from my life. turned out to be a pretty sweet ongoing thread. except that one time i had toast delete a long post. that wasnt too cool. actually that thread is really just a documentation of the decent of my mental health/break. Edited January 7, 2014 by Shadows Quote
RootDKJ Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) PASR pays toast and I for deleting your posts Doug. Too bad you can't get in on that. Maybe Jeff will pay you not to post. Edited January 7, 2014 by RootDKJ Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 i have him blocked so i have to click view post every time. i always click it lol 1 Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) every thread i post in is a possible highjack. i dont even ski. i have no business being here. i deleted itunes cause i wanted to downgrade back to version 10 but i forgot it would be easier to just keep 11 with 600gigs on it. i completely fucked myself. most of those lines start with "I" I have a problem i think. Edited January 7, 2014 by Shadows Quote
Shadows Posted January 7, 2014 Report Posted January 7, 2014 jlaw thought i was giving financial advice before lol. nope, just a shitty opinion. 1 Quote
Johnny Law Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Posted January 7, 2014 my beard is longer than most mens hair. i always chuckle at that. Beards are awesome, gonna grow a yeard maybe but the wife isn't hot for dombledore so not sure about timing. Maybe when I'm 70 and my dick no longer works. Thread jack away 1 Quote
Johnny Law Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Posted January 7, 2014 jlaw thought i was giving financial advice before lol. nope, just a shitty opinion. LOL I probably didn't get my dicked sucked that day or something........I'm pretty relaxed but we all have our moments. Quote
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