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I regret to inform all interested parties that preliminary reports indicate he was killed in a fishing pond accident at Blue.

 

PA State Police report that they believe he was busy "going raw dog" on Barbie's bush when a second vessel caring Mexican drug lords transporting mad yeyo to the international drug market in Palmerton struck Barbie's yacht The Blue Waffle (google blue waffle for pics).

 

In lieu of a memorial service, it has been asked that you please pound Leinenkugel Summer Shandy tinnes on the sixer.

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