Johnny Law Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Snow was nice, surprisingly smooth and maybe an inch of sugar on Razor's and NMDW. The only other trail I rode was Switchback which was a fucking mess. Nobody around maybe 200 peeps. Classic blue mgmt at the end of the night. They close the lift at 745 sharp, patrol wasn't on top until right about that time. When I get to the top around 745 and make the swing down to Razors some patrol wahoo flips the fuck out about it being closed, I tried to have an actual conversation with him but he was full in little dick wanna be cop mode so I rode down to lazy, he tells me to go to main st, over to main st dude says go to the little park, little park dude say go to burma. I get to Burma dude flips out about why am I down here if I'm going back to the Valley, tell him because his retard friends can't get their shit together and don't want to wait until 750 to sweep and they sent me down here. Get to the lot and there are 30 people arguing with the lifties at the sixer about going back up. Peeps are fucking yelling, one dude is seriously salty about them telling him to take the shuttle which isn't running. LOL Marketing peeps give big discounts and are trying to get noob types in the place, mgmt makes sure they go home with their last memory being pissed off at lifties. Patrol still clueless. hahahahaha classic blue nobody has any idea what anyone else is doing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Wow that is serious drama. I'm a master of logistics..if Blue wants to hire me as a consultant I'd be happy to assist. I saw your post on Facebook and no response from the dumbass 16 year old who runs their Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 ahhh and they wonder why they don't make any money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 ahhh and they wonder why they don't make any money. What??? Blue makes lots of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Law Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Wow that is serious drama. I'm a master of logistics..if Blue wants to hire me as a consultant I'd be happy to assist. I saw your post on Facebook and no response from the dumbass 16 year old who runs their Facebook. This was at least the 3rd time I've seen it which means it's been going on since they went to 8pm closing. That's ok shit happens when you start new things but I can't for the life of me figure out why they have such a hard time fixing shit like this. Who is making these decisions ? Who is actually in charge of basic logic type shit ? This is up there with putting the bump comp on the teaching hill and not getting the lifts inspected that one year. It's basic shit that happens once and then a reasonable person says hey fuckwads this is how were doing shit. Somehow they never seem to have that reasonable person......they don't even have to be smart just basic reasoning...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Or when they moved Nastar to finish line...or putting bumps on challenge...or ending late afternoon grooming. Is the waffle sangwich stand ever open??? Remember when the six pack opened but they weren't letting anybody enter from the base cause they weren't selling tickets down there. It would be nice if a ski resort corporation like Vail resorts or Peaks bought Blue and got their logistics straight. How rude were ski patrollers and were there ropes across all those runs??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Blue needs to go co-op. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Blue needs to go co-op. Oh hell no...fuck that hippie nonsense. Indiggio as part of the co op would you help teach kids to do whirlybirds a few days a season??? Matt Edge could teach em how to grind the spine and VTMark could teach em about guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) No whirlybirds for me, they make me dizzy. I prefer alcohol for that task... I would help teach kids to ski moguls though, but only if I was the one directing where the bumps were put on the mountain and when. Edited March 24, 2015 by indiggio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I would help teach single ladies from age 21-28 how to ski. But only if they think I'm awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Law Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 How rude were ski patrollers and were there ropes across all those runs??? No ropes just standing......the dude at the top of the sixer was a rude mother fucker, classic little dick state trooper style. Part of it I'm sure is I was wearing park rat type shit but that's no excuse, entire interaction was SP: whoa whoa whoa !!!!!! It's closed !!!!! JL : I'm parked at the valley SP: It's closed !!!! JL: Is this what your doing now ? SP: (Grabs my arm )It's closed ! Take Lazy Mile you'll find your way down JL: Skates away while telling him he's an asshole (don't fucking touch me and don't talk to me like I'm 8) The rest of the dudes were just retards who rightly couldn't figure out why they would send someone to Burma to get back to the valley. The reason is they are lazy and had "swept" (btw how do you sweep razors you can see the whole fucking thing from the top) razors and challenge at exactly 745 and didn't want to do it again. Whatever most of the patrol dudes are cool, I've talked to 75% of them on the lifts. A couple have a bad case of little dick syndrome and this dude clearly wanted to be an asshole. He's lucky it wasn't root, had he grabbed root like that or maybe jeff that's bad news bears lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 no respect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 What's with ski patrol touching people. That was an issue I had several years ago. Wow just wow you said Bad News Bears. I always enjoyed those movies. And boys in the 70s looked like girls lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Law Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 What's with ski patrol touching people. That was an issue I had several years ago. Wow just wow you said Bad News Bears. I always enjoyed those movies. And boys in the 70s looked like girls lolimage.jpg I wonder if he wasn't a cop in real life, one because he just shouted the same thing ten times instead of having an actual conversation like normal people and two because when he grabbed my arm he did the thing were they try to steer you in the direction they want you to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I wonder if he wasn't a cop in real life, one because he just shouted the same thing ten times instead of having an actual conversation like normal people and two because when he grabbed my arm he did the thing were they try to steer you in the direction they want you to go. Probably a level 3 cop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 acab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 VTMark what does acab mean??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarponhead Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 VTMark what does acab mean??? Urban dictionary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Urban dictionary... Oh ok all cops are bastards. Fuck I wouldn't want to be a cop. They don't make that much money and risk death everyday. Tarpenhead look up truffle butter on urbandictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarponhead Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Not gonna bite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 funniest shit ive heard today. thanks for the laugh! Cops get killed everyday. Sometimes just in a routine traffic stop. Allentown cops are alright if you're white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 all cops are bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) acatb or is it? aspatb Edited March 24, 2015 by indiggio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Indiggio quit being a threadjack!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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