Jackson Hole stoke thread...2015-16!!!

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Let's hope. I've never been to JH with no Hobacks open..even the Nazareth Jay year it was open and there was only like a 50" base.  Lower mountain snowfall has just been so sparse this season. 

[AtomicSkier]

I bet the Hobacks open tomorrow or Wednesday.  I think it's just a manpower issue making sure everything is safe.  

[toast21602]

I wouldn't be concerned about it. It is going to fucking dump while you are there and you will get plenty of Hoback turns.

[AtomicSkier]

4 hours ago, toast21602 said:

I wouldn't be concerned about it. It is going to fucking dump while you are there and you will get plenty of Hoback turns.

You're always so optimistic. 

[JFskiDan]

[JFskiDan]

THE JACKSON HOLE DAILY SNOW

Mixed showers and temperatures in the teens to single-digits will be the story over the weekend. We'll then shift to Sunday night through mid-next week for a good-looking pattern to develop over the northern Rockies. We could receive snow every day next week so wax your skis and boards this week and get ready for a return to POW town!

[NMSKI]

THE JACKSON HOLE DAILY SNOW

Mixed showers and temperatures in the teens to single-digits will be the story over the weekend. We'll then shift to Sunday night through mid-next week for a good-looking pattern to develop over the northern Rockies. We could receive snow every day next week so wax your skis and boards this week and get ready for a return to POW town!

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[RidgeRacer]

Woo hoo!

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Here's Bob Peters unofficial guide to Jackson Hole.  It's something worth reading if you've ever wanted to visit Jackson hole or are visiting for the first time. 

 

https://www.pugski.com/threads/unofficial-guide-jackson-hole-mountain-resort-wy.5608/

[JFskiDan]

So, this is from the powder bouys FB page. Even though the bouy is basically bar room science, and it seems to work for utah, the guy has been including CO, and jackson in his posts. The take away from this should be that he knows more about the weather out there than i do. 

im not too keen on reading these graphs, but the one thing i do know is all those lines going up is a good thing. 

[AtomicSkier]

That fucking bouy better be hitting more often than GSS does in the parking lot before Root gets there.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

No snow forecast for the east coast on 1/25 and just snow showers in the forecast for JH that day.  That's a rarity. Nice to not have to check the weather for Chicago. 

[AtomicSkier]

1 week from today!

[toast21602]

Buoy buoy buoy buoy poppin’ everywhere, poppin’ everywhere, I found you, big snow buoy. Get it together and bring the snow to me.

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[RidgeRacer]

1 week from today!

When does Doug start the 2018 TR?

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

3 hours ago, RidgeRacer said:

15 hours ago, AtomicSkier said:

1 week from today!

When does Doug start the 2018 TR?

When the trip starts..Nastar Glenn is amped up for Jackson hole..he was asking what bar we're going to first.  Probably the one where we sit on saddles

[Shadows]

Are there any local/no atmosphere places? That looks wacky tacky

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

1 minute ago, Shadows said:

Are there any local/no atmosphere places? That looks wacky tacky

The town square tavern but Jackson is wacky tacky it what makes it great. It's not nicknames Wyodisney for nothing. 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

6 minutes ago, Shadows said:

Are there any local/no atmosphere places? That looks wacky tacky

The town square tavern but Jackson is wacky tacky it what makes it great. It's not nicknames Wyodisney for nothing. 

[indiggio]

Does Jackson have hot chicks roaming around like those in the last picture or is that just marketing?

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

2 hours ago, indiggio said:

Does Jackson have hot chicks roaming around like those in the last picture or is that just marketing?

The only hot chicks in Jackson hole that aren't servers and bartenders are typically within 5 feet of their husbands or boyfriends or their my moms age. 

 

The saying for jackson hole skibums is that you don't get a girlfriend you get a turn lol

Edited January 19, 2018 by GrilledSteezeSandwich

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

https://www.tetongravity.com/story/culture/dirtbagging-grom-goes-all-in-on-powerwheellife

 

skibums get younger and younger. 

[indiggio]

I figured it's more of a sausage fest out there, unfortunately.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I love when Jackson hole tourists talk about Colorado especially Vail lol

 

https://www.tetongravity.com/story/culture/skiers-still-waiting-in-summit-county-lift-line

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

1 minute ago, indiggio said:

I figured it's more of a sausage fest out there, unfortunately.

If I wanna meet girls I go to karaoke night at the local bar..Lynsey Dyer is my JH crush.  I've messaged with her on Facebook..she thought me and Atomic jeffs powder pictures from two years ago were awesome. I told her when I'll be in Jackson hole and that if I see her I'll buy her a waffle.