Jackson Hole stoke thread...2015-16!!!

[AtomicSkier]

GSS sampling the goods....mouth open and snow up to his titties.

[Shadows]

that looks great dudes

[Johnny Law]

Fucking A, you go on vacation for a few days and everything happens.

First off Ridge heal up dude shit sucks but at least everything is in one piece

Second way to fucking kill it I'm super jelly

[toast21602]

Yes. Yes I am.


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[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

February 1, 2017

 

day 7 of 7

 

Hey All,

 

Well another great trip to Jackson hole is in the books, my 15th trip here and Atomic Jeffs 11th. We left the 49er at the typical 740am and were in the Ranch lot at 8ish. It was the first and only day we didn't have 3 or more people in the Kardashian Suburban so we had to pay $10 for parking. Managed first civilian gondola with Dennis who talked about hot yoga and hunting for morals with his billionaire friend. As we climbed higher on the gondola we noticed more and more new snow.  

 

First run down the ampitheater to Thunder had a couple inches of light and dry powder on top of groomed. Up Thunder and down the left side of Grand which was deep and untracked..I think only Dennis and some of the wallets were in front of us. Then into ten sleep bowl which was partially roped off for the finish of the king and Queen of corbetts event over to the cirque where we had the deepest and lightest powder of the trip right down the center below the big dead tree..totally untracked with chest shots every turn and a few faceshots.  

 

Back down to thunder which had a half Corral liftline..up thunder to right side of the grand and in the woods for more untracked.  Then up sublette where we rode with a gaper from Vermont who we told to ski Cirque but he was distracted by other already tracked out terrain. He did give me a single hit of weed which was nice but a bit of a tease. Then back to the cirque a little farther over incredible top to bottom fresh again I was totally covered in powder from the chest down when I got back to thunder which had a line extending outside of the Corral. 

 

Up thunder and this time on grand only dound found a handful of untracked turns skiers right mainly in the woods and below a brushy area..sublette had a full Corral liftline as well..up sublette and there were several hundred people watching the event that we skied past on the way back to the cirque. By now all the jerrys with go pros and RTMs were in the cirque and even a few lessons..was totally tracked out except the far left that we skied which still had a few pockets of fresh and surfy snow. 

 

Since we got 7 fresh pow runs in a row completing a great trip I had no interest in skiing tracked up snow with the masses so took nez perce down gros verte which got progressively worse. I stopped to take a piss about 1,000 vert above the base and there wasn't even an inch of new snow on top of the refrozen crust off trail.  Down into the village...shuttle to the car to deboot then shuttle back to village and a nice Italian lunch in the hotel terra. Was a great trip with fun PASRs all of whom Jackson hole first timers.  Was fun showing everybody around and as I always say anybody who wants to ski Jackson hole with me is welcome to.  It's my way of giving back to the sport. 

 

Atomic jeff made a great chauffeur, JFDan loved the perder, NMSki had a permanent smile for five days, MBike Mike loved the 3D snow, Nastar Glenn has more energy than anybody I know and PARidge loved the Hobacks and expansiveness of Jackson hole..I'll savor the afterglow of a great powder day and great trip this afternoon and post my annual The Good, The Bad and The Ugly in the coming days. Thanks everybody for reading along at home and giving out likes!!!

[RidgeRacer]

Nice. Glad you guys had yet another pow day

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

6 minutes ago, RidgeRacer said:

Nice. Glad you guys had yet another pow day

How's your travel day going?  MBike and Glenn have been in Denver for like 7-8 hours. 

[RidgeRacer]

Leaving Dallas now.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Dumping in town..rider of the storm day on the hill with 2" new since 6am. Our flight leaves for Newark around 130pm maybe a little later.  It just left Newark and is scheduled to land in JH just before 1pm.  Atomic Jeff is running and we are getting breakfast at bubbas a little after 9.  

[toast21602]

Safe travels back! See you this weekend.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Eaf the airlines must hate us.  Zero baggage fee for all this Ski2Salty

[toast21602]

1 minute ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Eaf the airlines must hate us.  Zero baggage fee for all this Ski2Salty

Or, you don't fly a shit airline. 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

We are gonna be in the JH airport for quite some time due to a ground delay in Newark.  

[toast21602]

I guess I won’t see Jeff at Bonn.


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[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

With a ton of empty seats in waiting areas these southern fucks plopped down right next to me.  One of them kept clearing his throat. They are heading from here to Newark then west palm beach and I said there's plenty of nice hotels in Newark lol.  There's also some fucktards flying to Wilkes barre from Newark who will also miss their flight.  I don't mind the delay as long as our flight isn't cancelled.  

[saltyant]

27 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

With a ton of empty seats in waiting areas these southern fucks plopped down right next to me.  One of them kept clearing his throat. They are heading from here to Newark then west palm beach and I said there's plenty of nice hotels in Newark lol.  There's also some fucktards flying to Wilkes barre from Newark who will also miss their flight.  I don't mind the delay as long as our flight isn't cancelled.  

Why you mad brah? What did those southern people and Wilkes-Barrians do to deserve those descriptions?

[theprogram4]

1 minute ago, saltyant said:

Why you mad brah? What did those southern people and Wilkes-Barrians do to deserve those descriptions?

he doesnt agree with their stat logs

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

3 minutes ago, saltyant said:

Why you mad brah? What did those southern people and Wilkes-Barrians do to deserve those descriptions?

Southern people sound like retards when they talk. I've always hated southern accents and the Wilkes-Barrians are hicks and look like they are missing a few brain cells lol and are loud and were ruining my zen. 

[Shadows]

some linguist explained the southern accent as a carry over from educated british snobs. forget how they made that connection but made sense.

i think it sounds retarded though

[NMSKI]

some linguist explained the southern accent as a carry over from educated british snobs. forget how they made that connection but made sense.
i think it sounds retarded though

And southern men sound very effeminate in my opinion


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[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Flight boards in ten minutes. 

[toast21602]

Should have skied this morning


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[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

11 minutes ago, toast21602 said:

Should have skied this morning


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Wouldn't have been possible had to have rental car back by noon and how were we to know our flight was delayed so much plus would have cost $136 for lift tickets..no more 40% off.  

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

 

On plane now. One thing I've noticed over the last several years is the Teton Gravity type bro bra skibum types have been replaced by more and more wallets and older folks. 

[saltyant]

2 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

On plane now. One thing I've noticed over the last several years is the Teton Gravity type bro bra skibum types have been replaced by more and more wallets and older folks. 

Mods on demand, nice. Have a good flight. Don't eat too many mini pretzels like GSSucks did on his flight to Europe.