For Johnny law...

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I can relate except for the kids...no more popping Molly's when I wanna relax I drink a hot toddy..don't ski stoned but you can find me in the family ski zone...nowadays I like to use the footrest..

 

http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/must-watch-the-funniest-chairlift-safety-bar-video-ever

[moe ghoul]

That was funny as fuck. POTD.

[phillycore]

I do da foot-rest

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I do da foot-rest

I always have...sucks for tall people.

[phillycore]

Sometimes it's tough to get the skis on top when your knees hit the upper part on some bars....

One time riding with my youngest he managed to get the bar between his boot and the ski at the arch so it was kinda scary when we couldn't raise the bar coming into the drop off. Luckily I was able to get it unhooked just in time.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I like the goobers who wanna raise the bar when we're like three lift towers from the top. They're like are we gonna put this up. My reaction is typically like "ok" or "if you want". Gosh sometimes I'm not ready to get off the lift or I wanna wait till the last second.

[indiggio]

When I'm on a chair with nobody I know, I sometimes intentionally leave my feet on the rest and stare off in the other direction just to see how long it takes others to get torqued enough to say something.

Otherwise I just go with the flow...

 

On a ride once with a ski patroller, people wanted to lift the bar a few supports away from discharge.

He politely asked, "Would you want to fall from this height?", to which others replied "No".

 

He said "Rule of thumb: Don't lift the bar any sooner than you're willing to fall from the chair."

 

 

I think people get scared that they're not going to be able to lift the bar in time.

With detachables, you could wait until you're skis touch down and still have enough time to lift the bar.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

When I'm on a chair with nobody I know, I sometimes intentionally leave my feet on the rest and stare off in the other direction just to see how long it takes others to get torqued enough to say something.Otherwise I just go with the flow...On a ride once with a ski patroller, people wanted to lift the bar a few supports away from discharge.He politely asked, "Would you want to fall from this height?", to which others replied "No".He said "Rule of thumb: Don't lift the bar any sooner than you're willing to fall from the chair."I think people get scared that they're not going to be able to lift the bar in time.With detachables, you could wait until you're skis touch down and still have enough time to lift the bar.

Super cool stories...thanks Indiggio..ok back to paying bills

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I can count on my hand the number of time I've lowered the bar this season

[VTmark]

I can count on my hand the number of time I've lowered the bar this season

mostly when I'm too drunk to sit still...

[VTmark]

Really bad "badass"

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

what the hell is a goodass?

What you are. Are you in line for first chair now??

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I still don't know what goodass means

It's funny jajajajajajajajaja

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

You talking about Ja Rule??? Murder Inc..Irv Gotti..Ashanti..always on time except for your girls period..oh snap stepped on a crack broke to mamas back. Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters land on her back...oh snap..nah nah you stupid shoot an arrow like Cupid nah nah you bugging son.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

TP4 why aren't you riding. I hope you are on the gondola or something.

[VTmark]

One day you and I shall ride.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Nobody I'm with has any interest in first chair. If I want first chair out west I have to come myself. I guess I'm just not core enough smh

If you ever come to Jackson hole everyday is first chair. Dafuk do you guys do in the morning.

[VTmark]

I've been thinking late season at Abasin

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Colorado in April don't think there's enough weed for all of y'all.

I've been thinking late season at Abasin

A Bay Bay A Bay Bay!!!!

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

 

 

All the thugs in the club say A bay bay and all the ducks in the tub say A bay bay walk up in the spot yeah I'm that guy fitted to the side yeah that dude is fly..riding high like a hot air balloon y'all fools is tripping like you on mushrooms boom knitting on my loom hand knit jawns from dusk till dawn till my yarn be gone yeah I go harder than a motherfucker yes I is that dude in a purple polo fighting Star Wars like Han Solo and when it comes to limbo you know I get low

I wasn't impressed with a basin in April

 

Trust me I would be getting first chair with mark out west

Why not impressed with a basin.

 

Abasin doesn't have a lot of vert but nice blue cruisers a few bowls and Pali has some nice steeps.

[Johnny Law]

I still contend it's a god Damn moving couch it's not dangerous. I mean some of you got the bar down and we're are still in the station but then will do 100000mph driving home.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

If you are in a middle seat on the six pack at blue and it comes to a quick stop especially when lighting your fit inside your helmet there's a good chance you'll be flung off 20-50 feet into rocks or hard packed snow.