GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Report Posted March 8, 2016 Got up here about 15 minutes ago. 71 degrees out wearing purple polo shirt and snow pants and helmet goggles and no gloves. Saw a chick Michelle I know from the bar leaving in the lower lot. Also saw Andy who works here and Marty who rides with Rodney's crew. At the top now ready for razors. 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 Razors was pretty nice. Top section had lots of soft push piles and the snow was pretty fast. Middle section left was smoother with high quality corn which made a whoosh sound with every turn. Bottom is predictably glue. About to ski some fresh smooth corn to the right of nightmare bumps. Chris and flying Johnny bashing the challenge bumps right now. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 Right side of nightmare bumps was perfect. Firm base and just the top layer of corn peeling off as I made some airplane turns. Middle was a little choppy bottom was real choppy but I kept my speed up so the slush wouldn't eat me up like most of the people out today. Lots of young women out today. I'm pretty fucking horny saw some bouncing boobs. Has me shaking my Herman these ladies should wear a sports bra. Time to check out challenge bumps. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 Upper challenge bumps were sweet. Soft big and fast. Lower down is in a shadow so I traversed across to middle razors and enjoyed the smoothness on the right. I'm gonna ski it again while it's still in the sun then checkout switchback since MomSkeez said it was good. I'll report back in two runs!!! Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 The challenge bumps were once again great. I practiced wiggling my butt like I learned in a level two clinic and it really helped my stance and extension technique. Traversed over to middle razors and down razorback which was in full on sun and kind of slow but not that choppy. I then went to switchback which was in a shadow but it was a welcome change as it was much cooler and the snow was faster. There was an especially chilly pocket at the bottom of Main Street and my nips got hard. Now back on the top of razors again it's still in the sunshine. Quote
poconoceancity Posted March 8, 2016 Report Posted March 8, 2016 Are your making lots of slow and deliberate turns? Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 Are your making lots of slow and deliberate turns? Definitely not nothing at blue is steep enough to require slow and deliberate turns...at Jackson hole I make slow and deliberate turns regularly to avoid injury, dismemberment and death. Here it's mainly a tool used by patrollers, instructors and derps to pick out their flaws...I did make a couple extra turns on switchback. Maybe 6 turns on it instead of 3. Top of nightmare. So nice!!! Dreamweaver. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 Still some lines in the Blue baumer glades for the tree skiers. In the woods off of switchback taking a piss. I'm sweating woo..helmet is hot..gonna go back to six pack and do a few more on razors or nightmare to dreamweaver then get something cold to drink. Maybe some Gatorade or iced tea. Maybe stop at Rita's if it's open. I have water and beer in my car and I'm sure it's warm as fuck lol Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 On the way out of here did another run on razors and another nightmare dream to close it out. By tomorrow there will be a stream running down the right side of nightmare. There is still a solid 3-4 foot base. They should last till Sunday beyond that who knows. It's only been warm for like 24 hours and they've already lost a lot of snow. Was nice to get out for a quick afternoon session. I was literally on the phone with a client at 215pm and standing on top of the 6-pack at 255 JADIP 72 degrees out. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 fortunately we can ski camelback to april 10th lolSomebody said that on alpinezone so it must be true. Wow I was sweaty when I quit. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Posted March 8, 2016 ya'll ever noticed there are very few skiing fights/confrontations on youtube? ive watched them all and they arent that good. the only good one involves a skier attacking a snowboarder, then another snowboarder smacks the skier across the face with his board and busts the guys lip open. other than that, a very disappointing selection. It's cause ghetto people don't like the cold and can't afford to ski and ride. Quote
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