Moe Ghoul how has Smuggs been?

[tarponhead]

Passed out at 8:30 last night. Just went outside and it's still snowing. As GSS says, damm it's good to be a skier. Game on. And the Bears Den was having a special yesterday on Stella Artois for $3 a bottle [emoji41].

[tarponhead]

Holy mother of God it's good! Knee deep blower

[toast21602]

Wow sounds terrible. Your lower legs might get wet with all that snow. What a shame.

 

 

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[moe ghoul]

Wanna hear about my day?

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Wanna hear about my day?

Yes.

[moe ghoul]

Wait for it.

3+feet of powder and its STILL nuking outside.

Didn't fall asleep until about 1:30AM, so wired up about skiing today. Took 2 Tramidols for some aches n pains and woke up at 4:30AM. Had the alarm set for 6.

[moe ghoul]

Made coffee and suited up for snow removal. Cleared the deck off, then got about 2/3 of the drive way done when the blower got a flat tire at the bottom of the driveway.

[moe ghoul]

I can't get the blower back up the driveway because its yooge, heavy, 17 HP, and there's no traction. I jacked it up after making 3 trips to the garage to get what I need, use my air compressor, no good. Now, I gotta take my morning dump.

I say "Fuck it dude, let's ski". I manage to get the blower onto the edge of the road, put up some orange cones and race back to the house to slay the bowl.

Edited March 15, 2017 by moe ghoul

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Wow you have air compressors and giant snow blowers and shit wow just wow. Great report!!!

[moe ghoul]

I get to the house, strip outta my wet rain gear and settle in with a new copy of Backcountry. It was shortly after I I opened the magazine that I found myself in a situation. I later determined that it was due to the Tramidols. It's called opiate constipation. I reversed 3 times when the baby refused to come out. Now, it's 8AM. On the 4th attempt to give birth to this demon, I mustered enough power and endured a bit of pain to submerse this turd.

I broke out in a sweat and it really knocked the wind outta me.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Oh man this is getting good...grabbing popcorn.

[moe ghoul]

It involved hard breathing and grunting.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

It involved hard breathing and grunting.

I hope you made first chair for your photo shoot.

It involved hard breathing and grunting.

Oh so similar to when I JO

[moe ghoul]

That was the bad. The good was the flat tire. Ready? Here it comes....

The Ugly: So, after the ass torture, I grab a few wads of Mom's crappy 1 ply TP (the inheritance) and proceed to flush............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It clogged. Now, it's 8:15

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

That was the bad. The good was the flat tire. Ready? Here it comes....

The Ugly: So, after the ass torture, I grab a few wads of Mom's crappy 1 ply TP (the inheritance) and proceed to flush............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You use one ply...the worst is when I run out of TP and have to use grease soaked fast food restaurant napkins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It clogged. Now, it's 8:15

That was the bad. The good was the flat tire. Ready? Here it comes....

The Ugly: So, after the ass torture, I grab a few wads of Mom's crappy 1 ply TP (the inheritance) and proceed to flush............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It clogged. Now, it's 8:15

Funny and your post was written at 8:16...

Edited March 16, 2017 by GrilledSteezeSandwich

[moe ghoul]

So, I flush a few times and god spared me of any overflow, But it's still clogged.  Put a note on the lid, and race back to the kitchen to throw a wrap in the microwave and suit up.

[moe ghoul]

It's 8:30. I race out the door (in ski boots) and realized that snow tires and AWD  were made for today. I cruise up to the upper lot and it's full. U-turn back down the road and pull a rarely seen Hall of Shame move. I park in a disabled spot. Yeah, go ahead, flame out.

 

 

You would have done the same thing if you had a placard.

I head over to the Madonna Lift, and get there at 8:58. Finally, it's gonna get good. And it did. Bigly.

[moe ghoul]

I meet up with him and his adult snowboardin son. He's connected with the resort, so we can go thru the ski school/patroller line and cut in front of 100 people.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

This is better than an Adult Novel!!!

[moe ghoul]

This is going to be a great morning, I told myself. We ride the lift up, and decide we would do FIS first. Just a warm up lap to check out ........DA DEEPNESS!

 

 

 

Deep pow needs steep and cured pork products.

[moe ghoul]

It was thigh deep, over the head blower.................and it's still snowin hard. We took upper FIS to lower Dempsey and skied a barely tracked Waterfall to a barely tracked Dan Ford back to the lift making 3 stops. I played Dreamweaver.

Then we cut to the front of the line again.

Edited March 16, 2017 by moe ghoul

[moe ghoul]

We did 5 more runs, 4 off M1 and the final off Sterling, cutting to the fron of the line andtaking pics and video. He said I'd get copies once he gets it together in the next day or 2. We hit Altitude, Shake Down Street, Buzz Saw and a few other inbounds stash zones that I hadn't sampled yet. We finished with a T2B lift line run on Sterling and I headed back to the clogged toilet and the flat tire.

I'll post up some pix once he sends em to me.

Stella is one we'll talk about years from now.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

[moe ghoul]

Epilogue:

 

got home around 2, ate a big chunk of fudge that I made and picked up a plunger and a bottle of Green Slime. Plunged the clog and the slime sealed the tubeless tire. Shoveled the deck for the 5th time since yesterday and knocked out the driveway. Rough start to the day, but finished strong. Had pork belly sammies, salad and polished off some red wine.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Sounds like a good day!!!