GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 Yeah I miss seeing Roots eyes light up when TMaki pulled into the lower lot and then they'd do their scissor dancing. The craziest is the one bar night at the Fox and Hound and Sexkitten was standing in the urinal next to mine...wow just wow. Quote
momskeeztoo Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 50 is the new 30. A lot of 50 year olds are in better shape then people half their age! 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 I'm attracted to younger women. I did make out with a 49 year old chick at the bar earlier this summer but I was just thirsty. 50 is not the new 30. 30 year olds don't have wrinkles lol Does that mean 30 is the new 10 Quote
SallyCat Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Posted August 30, 2017 50 is the new 30. A lot of 50 year olds are in better shape then people half their age! Plus, once you're 50 or so, you stop giving a shit about what the callow young think of your wrinkles and bifocals! I never could flirt successfully at any age. Tried it once last year with as much success as Napoleon's Russian campaign. I had to change skiing venues for a while out of sheer humiliation. Kudos to those with the guts and confidence for it, fo sho. 4 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 Sallycat did you ever try speed dating??? Online dating? Why do you think most people end up marrying their college sweethearts?? Because it's a lot easier than being single and putting yourself out there. Earlier this summer I was putting myself out there and dated two different ladies and then I got lazy. Maybe I'll meet someone tonight at karaoke. That's where I have the most success meeting ladies. And only 10th graders know about napoleons Russia's campaign. Quote
SallyCat Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Posted August 30, 2017 And only 10th graders know about napoleons Russia's campaign. Were we not all tenth graders once? :-) I like being single: I do what I want. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 Same about being single and I don't feel that humans are monogamous. Yeah and I forgot what I learned in history class. Quote
NMSKI Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 I can't get over how easy it is these days compared to when I was dating. With Tinder, Bumble, etc., you can basically just get sex with the press of a button. I used to have to work hard for that! Still do, and I'm married lol. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 5 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 Depends how much you care about getting STDs. Plus 3/4 of the chicks are catfishes or use a 7 year old photo from the cleavage up. Quote
theprogram4 Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 Tinder is played out, not what it was 2 years ago. the girls on bumble are way out of my league lol Quote
Schif Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 Tinder is played out, not what it was 2 years ago. the girls on bumble are way out of my league lol I met my girlfriend on bumble. Worked out pretty well. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 TP4 what makes them out of your league? Remember men are usually more shallow than women. Quote
theprogram4 Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 TP4 what makes them out of your league? Remember men are usually more shallow than women. most of the girl's on bumble are way too attractive for me to have a chance Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 30, 2017 Report Posted August 30, 2017 . TP4 I don't even know how you stand on the looks scale because I'm not a faggola..maybe atomic jeff would give some insight. They might not be so hot in real life. Look at VTMark he gets hot chicks. Quote
moe ghoul Posted August 31, 2017 Report Posted August 31, 2017 Phillycore she's like 50 it ain't happening. you've got over 50,000 posts on this board, Sally says it ain't happening. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 31, 2017 Report Posted August 31, 2017 you've got over 50,000 posts on this board, Sally says it ain't happening. What does that have to do with anything. Quote
Johnny Law Posted August 31, 2017 Report Posted August 31, 2017 most of the girl's on bumble are way too attractive for me to have a chance Being good looking gets you in the door but being entertaining keeps them around. Your legit funny, lots of women would be in to you for that reason alone. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 31, 2017 Report Posted August 31, 2017 JLaw how did you meet your wife? Quote
Johnny Law Posted August 31, 2017 Report Posted August 31, 2017 JLaw how did you meet your wife? Tequila, not even fucking around, she was my cousin's best friend and I went to the bar with them in the summer after college. I've had more than my fair share of women and I mostly look homeless, be confident but not a dick and be somebody they want to be around and they'll be around.......also dance well lol 2 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted August 31, 2017 Report Posted August 31, 2017 Yeah dancing is a lot of fun. I find having female friends attracts more women as well. Quote
SallyCat Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Posted September 2, 2017 I feel like a very old anthropologist reading this thread. This site has made it into the elite roster of "places I check when I have work to do but I don't want to do it and it's not winter so I can't ski yet." I'm actually afraid that if I met any of you in person, it would ruin the fun of me playing the role of "elderly troll." :-) Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted September 2, 2017 Report Posted September 2, 2017 SallyCat you have work to do late on a Friday night?? I check PASR and Facebook everytime I go online. I've met pretty much everybody on here and it doesn't ruin the fun..and you're middle aged. Not elderly. 1 Quote
SallyCat Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Posted September 2, 2017 SallyCat you have work to do late on a Friday night?? I check PASR and Facebook everytime I go online. I've met pretty much everybody on here and it doesn't ruin the fun..and you're middle aged. Not elderly. Totally kidding, I'm looking forward to meeting everyone. Yeah, I worked a cross-country race all day today, but i teach online college classes so I had to jump online for a couple of hours. Online teaching is the side-hustle that pays for my gear and lift tickets, but it has me on the computer way too much. Hence my self-distracting forum tendencies. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted September 2, 2017 Report Posted September 2, 2017 Totally kidding, I'm looking forward to meeting everyone. Yeah, I worked a cross-country race all day today, but i teach online college classes so I had to jump online for a couple of hours. Online teaching is the side-hustle that pays for my gear and lift tickets, but it has me on the computer way too much. Hence my self-distracting forum tendencies. Nice, I tried cybersex once but I wasn't very good at it. 1 Quote
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