SallyCat Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 6 hours ago, toast21602 said: Blunts? A blunt instructor with blunts would pretty much be my dream come true. 2 1 3 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, SallyCat said: A blunt instructor with blunts would pretty much be my dream come true. Good one!!!! Quote
SallyCat Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, toast21602 said: Blunts? Ha ha, I like how the weeknight teenagers always avoid riding with me because they think I'm an old narc. If they'd ever share a chair with me, I could say : "Dudes, I've been to nine Grateful Dead shows and a prison rodeo. My friends and I were once kicked out of Shea Stadium for drunkenly heckling Keith Hernandez. I lived in New Orleans for five years; my favorite bar didn't have a back wall. You cannot do anything on this chair that will shock me." But when I move forward and they don't, leaving me alone on a six-pack chair I also want to say "Suck it, jerks. I have a car and can buy my own booze. Enjoy the ride home with your parents." Edited December 22, 2017 by SallyCat 2 Quote
indiggio Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, SallyCat said: Ha ha, I like how the weeknight teenagers always avoid riding with me because they think I'm an old narc. If they'd ever share a chair with me, I could say : "Dudes, I've been to nine Grateful Dead shows and a prison rodeo. My friends and I were once kicked out of Shea Stadium for drunkenly heckling Keith Hernandez. I lived in New Orleans for five years; my favorite bar didn't have a back wall. You cannot do anything on this chair that will shock me." But when I move forward and they don't, leaving me alone on a six-pack chair I also want to say "Suck it, jerks. I have a car and can buy my own booze. Enjoy the ride home with your parents." Unless you're a teenager, they're going to avoid riding with you. Riding with Krazy Kathy is much more fun anyway, and she''ll offer you anything she's got, including some things you don't want! You sound like a lot of fun SallyCat! Edited December 22, 2017 by indiggio 1 Quote
tarponhead Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 Ha ha, I like how the weeknight teenagers always avoid riding with me because they think I'm an old narc. If they'd ever share a chair with me, I could say : "Dudes, I've been to nine Grateful Dead shows and a prison rodeo. My friends and I were once kicked out of Shea Stadium for drunkenly heckling Keith Hernandez. I lived in New Orleans for five years; my favorite bar didn't have a back wall. You cannot do anything on this chair that will shock me." But when I move forward and they don't, leaving me alone on a six-pack chair I also want to say "Suck it, jerks. I have a car and can buy my own booze. Enjoy the ride home with your parents." Why would you heckle Keith Hernandez? Quote
SallyCat Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, tarponhead said: Why would you heckle Keith Hernandez? I think we were more singing to him than heckling. We were actually booted for sneaking into the field box area. Usher wouldn't let us use the exit; made us climb back up the railing we had snuck under. This was to the absolute, profanity-laden delight of all the late inning drunk fans. 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 56 minutes ago, SallyCat said: I think we were more singing to him than heckling. We were actually booted for sneaking into the field box area. Usher wouldn't let us use the exit; made us climb back up the railing we had snuck under. This was to the absolute, profanity-laden delight of all the late inning drunk fans. You and TP4 would get along. He always makes his way to the front row in sporting event. Was courtside at the sixers with all the Philebritys from $15 tickets Quote
mbike-ski Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 with my porn-stache in the late 80's i was a Kieth Hernandez look alike in westchestah county ny...true story 5 Quote
zzslope Posted December 22, 2017 Report Posted December 22, 2017 14 hours ago, SallyCat said: Ha ha, I like how the weeknight teenagers always avoid riding with me because they think I'm an old narc. If they'd ever share a chair with me, I could say : "Dudes, I've been to nine Grateful Dead shows and a prison rodeo. My friends and I were once kicked out of Shea Stadium for drunkenly heckling Keith Hernandez. I lived in New Orleans for five years; my favorite bar didn't have a back wall. You cannot do anything on this chair that will shock me." But when I move forward and they don't, leaving me alone on a six-pack chair I also want to say "Suck it, jerks. I have a car and can buy my own booze. Enjoy the ride home with your parents." 8 hours ago, tarponhead said: Why would you heckle Keith Hernandez? See were it says drunkenly? 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 5 Report Posted February 5 (edited) On 12/20/2017 at 9:39 PM, saltyant said: I'll look for GSS and Enjorales tomorrow. I have no idea what you look like, eaf. Here's my attire. I won't be wearing a GoPro. I'll have goggles and a red hoodie, and the hood will be sticking out. @GrilledSteezeSandwich can you believe @tarponhead has this picture saved on his phone? I think this is probably one of his top 20 favorite photographs of me Edited February 5 by saltyant 3 1 Quote
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