Featured Comment enjoralas Posted January 19, 2018 Featured Comment Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 7:24 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Tom fucking slays. His Boston accent gets all the loose women Expand Anyone can get the loose women; that's why they're loose women. A true swordsman gets the proper girls to act like the loose women. 2 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:11 PM, enjoralas said: Anyone can get the loose women; that's why they're loose women. A true swordsman gets the proper girls to act like the loose women. Expand His ex wife was a proper woman and didn't like doing the Monica lewinsky thing on him so I guess he's not a true swordsman Quote
toast21602 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:11 PM, enjoralas said: Anyone can get the loose women; that's why they're loose women. A true swordsman gets the proper girls to act like the loose women.Quote of the week. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote
RootDKJ Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:25 PM, toast21602 said: Quote of the week. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Expand "Recommended" Quote
Shadows Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:11 PM, enjoralas said: Anyone can get the loose women; that's why they're loose women. A true swordsman gets the proper girls to act like the loose women. Expand So do what tay tay does? Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 Let me try to get this thread back on topic so the mods don't have to change the tags. Wow! Montage Mountain was so rad on Wednesday. There was so much untracked powder. Since it was snowing in the morning, I got lots of free refills and freshies. In addition, I got free refills of Mountain Dew at the Chinese Buffet. Isn't that cool? Quote
enjoralas Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:19 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: His ex wife was a proper woman and didn't like doing the Monica lewinsky thing on him so I guess he's not a true swordsman Expand Wedding ring is "act like loose woman" kryptonite. 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:50 PM, saltyant said: Let me try to get this thread back on topic so the mods don't have to change the tags. Wow! Montage Mountain was so rad on Wednesday. There was so much untracked powder. Since it was snowing in the morning, I got lots of free refills and freshies. In addition, I got free refills of Mountain Dew at the Chinese Buffet. Isn't that cool? Expand How many runs of untracked did you get..I'm still surprised you went to Camelback after a full day at montage. Also how much were lift tickets at montage and what else did you eat at the Chinese buffet besides baby octopussy and white rice??? 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:56 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: How many runs of untracked did you get..I'm still surprised you went to Camelback after a full day at montage. Also how much were lift tickets at montage and what else did you eat at the Chinese buffet besides baby octopussy and white rice??? Expand I got 7-8 decent runs of untracked powder. The funnest run was Upper/Lower Fast Track. Getting up there required two lifts AND an uphill walk from Iron Horse Lift, so there was lots of untracked left. I think it took about 15 minutes to get up there from the bottom, but it was definitely worth it. Fast Track feels isolated from the rest of the resort, sort of like how I imagine back country skiing feels. It was so neat with all the fresh powder. Lift tickets were only $30 and included rentals. I meant to ask if they rent powder skis but I never got around to it. I went to Camelback so I could practice skiing ungroomed terrain a lot more. I probably got twice as many runs in at Camelback in less time. I also ate 2 cups of hot and sour soup, each with a different variety of wonton trips; marshmallows; pretzels; a variety of fruit, and sushi. I was pretty full from the first plate (picture now famous) so I took it easy after that. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:07 PM, saltyant said: I got 7-8 decent runs of untracked powder. The funnest run was Upper/Lower Fast Track. Getting up there required two lifts AND an uphill walk from Iron Horse Lift, so there was lots of untracked left. I think it took about 15 minutes to get up there from the bottom, but it was definitely worth it. Fast Track feels isolated from the rest of the resort, sort of like how I imagine back country skiing feels. It was so neat with all the fresh powder. Lift tickets were only $30 and included rentals. I meant to ask if they rent powder skis but I never got around to it. I went to Camelback so I could practice skiing ungroomed terrain a lot more. I probably got twice as many runs in at Camelback in less time. I also ate 2 cups of hot and sour soup, each with a different variety of wonton trips; marshmallows; pretzels; a variety of fruit, and sushi. I was pretty full from the first plate (picture now famous) so I took it easy after that. Expand My friend told me she was at the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral and she accidently dripped melted chocolate on some black kids head...you can't make that shit up. Like 5 years ago I actually went to the Golden Corral and it looked dirty and the customers looked like they were just out of prison or the Jerry springer show so I left. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 Salty do you like skiing powder?? Maybe you and Matt Edge can go on a heli skiing trip together someday Quote
Shadows Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:15 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: My friend told me she was at the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral and she accidently dripped melted chocolate on some black kids head...you can't make that shit up. Like 5 years ago I actually went to the Golden Corral and it looked dirty and the customers looked like they were just out of prison or the Jerry springer show so I left. Expand Used to do their windows and carpet. Whales line up for opening. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:15 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: My friend told me she was at the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral and she accidently dripped melted chocolate on some black kids head...you can't make that shit up. Like 5 years ago I actually went to the Golden Corral and it looked dirty and the customers looked like they were just out of prison or the Jerry springer show so I left. Expand Good thing they weren't running the chocolate foundation on Wednesday. On 1/19/2018 at 9:15 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty do you like skiing powder?? Maybe you and Matt Edge can go on a heli skiing trip together someday Expand Powder skiing is pretty fun, not as fun as fresh corduroy though. I'm too cheap for heli skiing, but I'll go if Matt Edge will pay for me. Quote
toast21602 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:30 PM, saltyant said: Powder skiing is pretty fun, not as fun as fresh corduroy though. I'm too cheap for heli skiing, but I'll go if Matt Edge will pay for me.They you are doing it wrong. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:39 PM, toast21602 said: They you are doing it wrong. Expand I'll have to get out west next year and ski some actual powder then. 1 Quote
toast21602 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:46 PM, saltyant said: I'll have to get out west next year and ski some actual powder then.You can ski actual powder in PA. But Doug will let you room with him. You like mashed potatoes, right?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 2 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:48 PM, toast21602 said: You can ski actual powder in PA. But Doug will let you room with him. You like mashed potatoes, right? Expand Nah, skiing in mashed potatoes sucks. It's my least favorite snow condition, right after snirt. My favorite is Souffle Dure. Quote
toast21602 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:53 PM, saltyant said: Nah, skiing in mashed potatoes sucks. It's my least favorite snow condition, right after snirt. My favorite is Souffle Dure.You wouldn’t be skiing in them.....Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 1 1 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:46 PM, saltyant said: I'll have to get out west next year and ski some actual powder then. Expand Odds are on a random trip out west you won't get any powder as good as Wednesday at montage. 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 9:48 PM, toast21602 said: You can ski actual powder in PA. But Doug will let you room with him. You like mashed potatoes, right? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Expand Yeah I'd room with Salty..I don't think he'd try any funny business on me and doubt he'd hog the blanket Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 11:33 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Yeah I'd room with Salty..I don't think he'd try any funny business on me and doubt he'd hog the blanket Expand Thanks, but I prefer my own room if possible. I don't share beds with anyone. On a high school band trip, 4 dudes had to share a room with only 2 beds, so slept on the floor. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 11:35 PM, saltyant said: Thanks, but I prefer my own room if possible. I don't share beds with anyone. On a high school band trip, 4 dudes had to share a room with only 2 beds, so slept on the floor. Expand What instrument did you play??? Skin flute? 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 11:37 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: What instrument did you play??? Skin flute? Expand Nah man. I didn't play the flute. I don't want to say it on here in case people bust on me for it. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 19, 2018 Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 11:38 PM, saltyant said: Nah man. I didn't play the flute. I don't want to say it on here in case people bust on me for it. Expand Just tell us..we're trying to get Ski2Lives band to play gaper day at Blue and maybe you can play as well. If you don't tell us I'll have to search the dark web for answers Quote
saltyant Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Posted January 19, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 11:42 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Just tell us..we're trying to get Ski2Lives band to play gaper day at Blue and maybe you can play as well. If you don't tell us I'll have to search the dark web for answers Expand Fine, I played the bassoon. I don't play it anymore. Played guitar for a while but then got bored and quit. Quote
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