Middle finger to snowboard binding manufacturers

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

5 minutes ago, RootDKJ said:

I knew I liked you for a reason.

Give Enjorales your sausage as a late Valentine's Day present. 

[enjoralas]

5 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Give Enjorales your sausage as a late Valentine's Day present. 

Better than anything my wife got me

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

2 minutes ago, enjoralas said:

Better than anything my wife got me

I got my ex edible panties from Spencer's gifts...essentially a $9 fruit roll up..

[enjoralas]

6 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

I got my ex edible panties from Spencer's gifts...essentially a $9 fruit roll up..

I got my wife a gold dipped rose, fresh flowers, a dozen chocolate dipped strawberries and made filet mignon, lobster tails and shrimp for dinner. In return I got the bed to myself when she fell asleep on the sofa with the 2-year old.

 

i guess I did win.

[RootDKJ]

I gave my wife my meat for valentines day.  Both ways.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Just now, RootDKJ said:

I gave my wife my meat for valentines day.  Both ways.

Cockmeat sandwich