indiggio Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 49 minutes ago, mbike-ski said: meh zinc dust builds character! And flavor! 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 35 minutes ago, indiggio said: And flavor! I do the five second rule when I drop a chip on the parking lot ground but I count really slow. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 This is how you spot Salty except he wears goggles for bright conditions when it’s dark out. 1 1 Quote
RootDKJ Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 Great day all around yesterday. Snow globe experience on the last Sunday in March. So after we met Salty up top, the whole PASR crew was going to Razors. Salty was towards the rear of the pack. Everyone started dropping over the headwall, and then Salty made a hard right back over to Paradise. I was stalking from behind him and when he came to a stop on Paradise I pulled up next to him and pointed to the left and told him that Razors was <-- that way. His response was "Where the fuck did you come from!" LOLZ So I finally skied a run with the SaltAnt... I felt bad for all of the other PASR who wanted to ski a run with him, but got denied because he choose a different trail. 2 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 1 hour ago, JFskiDan said: I will never understand people that define a ski resort by how the parking lot looks. If money is to be spent at a resort, i would hope it would be on the mountain, not out in the parking lot. Blue is different. Some might call it kind of fucked up, but it is our kind of fucked up. Learn to embrace that. I'm just referring to the giant potholes that I drove through to get a closer spot. They're unavoidable and it felt like my car took some damage. Otherwise, the lot is fine where you guys tailgate. I just won't be driving in that part of the lot from now on. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, saltyant said: I'm just referring to the giant potholes that I drove through to get a closer spot. They're unavoidable and it felt like my car took some damage. Otherwise, the lot is fine where you guys tailgate. I just won't be driving in that part of the lot from now on. If there’s any damage send the bill to Barb Green!! 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 46 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: This is how you spot Salty except he wears goggles for bright conditions when it’s dark out. I actually wore my bike helmet the first time I skiied so I didn't have to pay the $5 to rent one. Too bad there isnt video of it because I probably looked like a total gaper - Bike helmet, skiing in jeans, and on K2 skis from the 1980s in boots 2 sizes too big, while falling 6 times on the green slope. Wow, I've sure come a long way from those days. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, saltyant said: I actually wore my bike helmet the first time I skiied so I didn't have to pay the $5 to rent one. Too bad there isnt video of it because I probably looked like a total gaper - Bike helmet, skiing in jeans, and on K2 skis from the 1980s in boots 2 sizes too big, while falling 6 times on the green slope. Wow, I've sure come a long way from those days. Where did you get K2 skis from the 80s? Yeah now you’re a gaper with more expensive gear. Quote
toast21602 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, saltyant said: I actually wore my bike helmet the first time I skiied so I didn't have to pay the $5 to rent one. Too bad there isnt video of it because I probably looked like a total gaper - Bike helmet, skiing in jeans, and on K2 skis from the 1980s in boots 2 sizes too big, while falling 6 times on the green slope. Wow, I've sure come a long way from those days. Have you, though? 1 2 Quote
RootDKJ Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 43 minutes ago, saltyant said: I'm just referring to the giant potholes that I drove through to get a closer spot. They're unavoidable and it felt like my car took some damage. Otherwise, the lot is fine where you guys tailgate. I just won't be driving in that part of the lot from now on. Gotta get more speed thru the lot and you'll bounce right over the holes. 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Where did you get K2 skis from the 80s? Yeah now you’re a gaper with more expensive gear. From a friend who was no longer using them. I just used them a few times to see If I wanted to continue skiing before I dropped bank on a real pair of skis (RTMs). Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 Maybe Matt Edge will let you drive his Toyota Venza..it’s badass!! 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Maybe Matt Edge will let you drive his Toyota Venza..it’s badass!! Why? Is that a vehicle suited for handling the craters in the lower lot? Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, saltyant said: From a friend who was no longer using them. I just used them a few times to see If I wanted to continue skiing before I dropped bank on a real pair of skis (RTMs). You mean the Elons... Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, saltyant said: Why? Is that a vehicle suited for handling the craters in the lower lot? Yes it is 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: You mean the Elons... Good catch. I literally thought they were spelled Elon like Elon Musk until someone on here corrected me. But I don't consider them real skis like the RTMs. They're for jerrys. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, saltyant said: Good catch. I literally thought they were spelled Elon like Elon Musk until someone on here corrected me. But I don't consider them real skis like the RTMs. They're for jerrys. Somebody with RTMs calling Elons jerry skis is like somebody in the special olympics calling somebody a retard. Edited March 26, 2018 by GrilledSteezeSandwich 2 1 Quote
AtomicSkier Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 3 hours ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Somebody with RTMs calling Elons jerry skis is like somebody in the special olympics calling somebody a retard. Didn't you have Elans? 1 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 1 minute ago, AtomicSkier said: Didn't you have Elans? Yeah but I had top of the line Elans... 1 Quote
enjoralas Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 18 hours ago, saltyant said: At least Camelback's parking lot isn't like literally the surface of the frickin' moon. That’s not what the surface of the moon looks like. Uranus, maybe . . . 1 Quote
toast21602 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 That’s not what the surface of the moon looks like. Uranus, maybe . . .Muddy and rocky with zinc dust? Gross. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote
Johnny Law Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 5 hours ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Somebody with RTMs calling Elons jerry skis is like somebody in the special olympics calling somebody a retard. Elan presses most of the skis still made in Eurp.....very expensive skis like high end Volkls and shit Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 5 hours ago, saltyant said: Good catch. I literally thought they were spelled Elon like Elon Musk until someone on here corrected me. But I don't consider them real skis like the RTMs. They're for jerrys. A Jerry would never drink this. 1 Quote
enjoralas Posted March 26, 2018 Report Posted March 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: A Jerry would never drink this. A Jenny would . . . 2 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Posted March 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, enjoralas said: A Jenny would . . . Well then call Salty Jenny💕😘💁🏼🙈 1 Quote
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