AtomicSkier Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 1 minute ago, saltyant said: The trail I was on was groomed and literally uphill. It was off lift 9 which is ultra high altitude. That sounds like an excuse. Skating is part of skiing. 2 1 Quote
toast21602 Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, saltyant said: The trail I was on was groomed and literally uphill. It was off lift 9 which is ultra high altitude. HTFU 1 1 1 Quote
Kyle Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 44 minutes ago, AtomicSkier said: That sounds like an excuse. Skating is part of skiing. I feel like I’ve been skiing for less time than him and knew this? Cant ever recall hiking ANYWHERE unless it was for a rail, and even then I kept my skis on and just skated uphill. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 I dont skate uphill and I'm still alive. Quote
AtomicSkier Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, saltyant said: I dont skate uphill and I'm still alive. You’re such a pussy. 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, AtomicSkier said: You’re such a pussy. I'd rather be whatever you think I am than exert myself physically for no reason. Just cuz I dont run 20 miles a day like you! Quote
AtomicSkier Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, saltyant said: I'd rather be whatever you think I am than exert myself physically for no reason. Just cuz I dont run 20 miles a day like you! You’re going turn into your older brother if you don’t physically exert yourself. 2 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 On 2/1/2019 at 6:00 AM, toast21602 said: Yeah I wish he did too, and still posted here. Your wish came half true. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 Salty where did you stay last night?? Are you home now? Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty where did you stay last night?? Are you home now? Stayed in Denver and back in NEPA. Looks like my first annual CO ski trip was great success! My luggage didnt get lost, rental car functioned properly, and most importantly didnt get buried in the perder. Thanks for reading, tune in next year for the sequel. 3 Quote
phillycore Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 I'd rather be whatever you think I am than exert myself physically for no reason. Just cuz I dont run 20 miles a day like you!Dude....I'm fat as fuck get out of breath trying to put my boots on and I can still skate. Man up.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 5 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) Yesterday at Loveland I rode the Pomegrante lift with some backcountry mountain man. He pointed out some coyote tracks, talked about some mountain rodent for 5 minutes, and told me at the top of Lift 9 you can take a piss that empties in both the Atlantic and Pacific. Next ride on the Pomeranean lift, rode with him again and he didnt remember riding with me, so i trolled him by talking about all the topics discussed on the previous lift ride. I still dont think he remembered me from the previous ride. He was a really cool dude. Edited February 9, 2019 by saltyant Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, phillycore said: Dude....I'm fat as fuck get out of breath trying to put my boots on and I can still skate. My decision to skate or walk is subject to gradient, snow type, and wind direction and speed. Edited February 9, 2019 by saltyant Quote
AtomicSkier Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, saltyant said: My decision to skate or walk is subject to gradient, snow type, and wind direction and speed. You're still a sandy vagina. 1 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, AtomicSkier said: You're still a sandy vagina. I just survived a solo excursion into the vast tundra and wilderness of the Colorado Rockies, ascending to some of the highest altitudes and most brutal inhospitable conditions known to man, following in the footsteps of great explorers of the western frontier... and also survived basic economy on American Airlines. These great accomplishments make me a noble warrior rather than "sandy vagina" as you say. Edited February 9, 2019 by saltyant 1 Quote
Schif Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, saltyant said: My decision to skate or walk is subject to gradient, snow type, and wind direction and speed. The decision should be based on whether or not you're in a parking lot or on snow. Never take your skis off 2 1 Quote
RootDKJ Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 I feel like we've had this "never take your skis off" discussion with Salty before. Oh wait we told him this a year ago 🤷♂️ 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, RootDKJ said: I feel like we've had this "never take your skis off" discussion with Salty before. Oh wait we told him this a year ago 🤷♂️ That was in the glades... understood. This time I was on groomed trails with uphill sections. I dont see what the big deal is... Edited February 9, 2019 by saltyant Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 9, 2019 Report Posted February 9, 2019 Salty did you take a piss at the top of Loveland?? 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 9, 2019 Author Report Posted February 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty did you take a piss at the top of Loveland?? Nah man it was too damn cold and windy up there. But the view was breathtaking (couldn't breathe due to high winds). I guess you can see Keystone and Arapahoe? That guy told me you can see Mary Jane (Winter Park) also but I think he was full of it. 1 Quote
RidgeRacer Posted February 10, 2019 Report Posted February 10, 2019 Yesterday at Loveland I rode the Pomegrante lift with some backcountry mountain man. .Why do I find this hilarious. 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 10, 2019 Author Report Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, RidgeRacer said: Why do I find this hilarious. It's actually called the Ptarmigan Lift but I have no idea how to spell that without Googling it so I just went with a misspelling of Pomegranate. Edited February 10, 2019 by saltyant Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 10, 2019 Report Posted February 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, saltyant said: It's actually called the Ptarmigan Lift but I have no idea how to spell that without Googling it so I just went with a misspelling of Pomegranate. What the fuck. I didn’t even ask about the Pomeranian lift... 1 Quote
Kyle Posted February 10, 2019 Report Posted February 10, 2019 Pee into the wind, at that altitude it flys in the opposite direction. It’s science. 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 10, 2019 Report Posted February 10, 2019 2 hours ago, RootDKJ said: I feel like we've had this "never take your skis off" discussion with Salty before. Oh wait we told him this a year ago 🤷♂️ He doesn’t listen. 1 1 Quote
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