saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 2:10 PM, indiggio said: Pretty much explains why we ski the bumps at Blue. Expand I'll give them another shot when they're softened up. Bumps are sooooo much more enjoyable out west. 5 1 Quote
toast21602 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 2:03 PM, saltyant said: I'm considering another ski trip, at least a day trip to New York or something. Wherever there is Perder. I had fun skiing because I did more challenging runs this time. I kinda get bored just skiing groomers all the time and somewhat lose interest in skiing, though I intend to ski for the rest of my life until I can't. Expand Come to Verbier. @AtomicSkier will sharing his bed with you. 1 1 1 Quote
RidgeRacer Posted February 28, 2020 Report Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 2:03 PM, saltyant said: I'm considering another ski trip, at least a day trip to New York or something.I'm 100% purchasing an ORDA pass of some sort next year. 2 Quote
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Posted February 28, 2020 @GrilledSteezeSandwich Reading a book in the condo, maybe this was your great great grandfather. Though slightly different spelling of the surname Steeze. 3 3 Quote
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Posted February 28, 2020 Current view from the balcony. Watching the lucky skiers below. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) Found leftover Häagen-Dazs Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream in the freezer. Too bad it's frozen solid and I only have 12 minutes to eat it before housekeeping kicks us out. We're leaving behind a giant jar of pickles, half of a gallon of milk, and whipped cream Edited February 28, 2020 by saltyant Quote
NMSKI Posted February 28, 2020 Report Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 4:48 PM, saltyant said: Found leftover Häagen-Dazs Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream in the freezer. Too bad it's frozen solid and I only have 12 minutes to eat it before housekeeping kicks us out. We're leaving behind a giant jar of pickles, half of a gallon of milk, and whipped cream Expand Housekeeper is gonna think you are some weird fucks with only whipped cream and giant pickles in the fridge! 2 5 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Posted February 28, 2020 I sprayed the whole empty ice cream cup with Reddiwhip and ate it with a spoon. Also had some more. 1 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 28, 2020 Report Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 8:25 PM, NMSKI said: Housekeeper is gonna think you are some weird fucks with only whipped cream and giant pickles in the fridge! Expand Ahhhhhh 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) Playing Nork baggage claim roulette. The app says carousel 3 but then you get large bags at 9. But the guy at 9 says go to 3. So I go to 3, no bag, back at 9. The dude now says only golf clubs at 3 and maybe skis at 9? Edited February 29, 2020 by saltyant Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 29, 2020 Report Posted February 29, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 3:20 AM, saltyant said: Playing Nork baggage claim roulette. The app says carousel 3 but then you get large bags at 9. But the guy at 9 says go to 3. So I go to 3, no bag, back at 9. The dude now says only golf clubs at 3 and maybe skis at 9? Expand Welcome back. My guess is the B crew working late at the Nork oversized baggage claim are handflexing your RTMs 1 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Edited February 29, 2020 by saltyant 7 Quote
toast21602 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Posted February 29, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 5:57 PM, saltyant said: @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Expand Good stuff Saltman. Heck of a trip for you guys. 1 1 1 Quote
AtomicSkier Posted February 29, 2020 Report Posted February 29, 2020 @saltyant looks like some sick bird skiing. You’re ready for Verbier with @toast21602 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Posted March 1, 2020 (edited) "The deft, effortless weaving through dense clusters of evergreen suggests that the skier behind this remarkable recording is a limber, agile man with unquestionable experience and exposure to the slopes. Having spent many a winter slithering through the ridges of the Anthracite Uplands and masterfully descending the steep gradients of the imposing Pocono Region, this "Son of the Mountains" had enhanced his performance to the next level, amassing the strength and stamina to endure the rigors of even greater elevations. Mount Werner's rugged summit beckoned, and this man unequivocally answered their challenge with relative ease." - Quote from my bro from high school after watching the epic video Edited March 1, 2020 by saltyant 1 3 Quote
toast21602 Posted March 1, 2020 Report Posted March 1, 2020 On 3/1/2020 at 12:55 AM, saltyant said: "The deft, effortless weaving through dense clusters of evergreen suggests that the skier behind this remarkable recording is a limber, agile man with unquestionable experience and exposure to the slopes. Having spent many a winter slithering through the ridges of the Anthracite Uplands and masterfully descending the steep gradients of the imposing Pocono Region, this "Son of the Mountains" had enhanced his performance to the next level, amassing the strength and stamina to endure the rigors of even greater elevations. Mount Werner's rugged summit beckoned, and this man unequivocally answered their challenge with relative ease." - Quote from my bro from high school after watching the epic video Expand This is special. 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 1, 2020 Report Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 5:57 PM, saltyant said: @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Expand Wow Salty that was rad...you definitely had a little pep in your step. 1 Quote
NMSKI Posted March 1, 2020 Report Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 5:57 PM, saltyant said: @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Expand Good stuff Salty! 2 Quote
saltyant Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) Was just listening to a power metal song that I was jamming to while skiing through knee deep powder glades in Steamboat. Damn dudes, I would do anything to go back in time a month and experience that again instead of dealing with this current bullshit. 🥶 Edited March 21, 2020 by saltyant 2 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 21, 2020 Report Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 3:11 PM, saltyant said: Was just listening to a power metal song that I was jamming to while skiing through knee deep powder glades in Steamboat. Damn dudes, I would do anything to go back in time a month and experience that again instead of dealing with this current bullshit. 🥶 Expand I’m hearing next ski season could be fucked to when we get a second wave but trying to be optimistic 2 Quote
saltyant Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 7:58 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: I’m hearing next ski season could be fucked to when we get a second wave but trying to be optimistic Expand Oh God no! If this is over by winter I'm taking 2 ski trips next season to make up for this (if I'm still alive by then). 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 23, 2020 Report Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) On 3/23/2020 at 4:40 PM, saltyant said: Oh God no! If this is over by winter I'm taking 2 ski trips next season to make up for this (if I'm still alive by then). Expand Next winter I’m gonna spend a lot of time in the west. Maybe even Yurp..still gotta get my passport straight. Salty maybe you can go to Stowe with Matt Edge Edited March 23, 2020 by GrilledSteezeSandwich 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/23/2020 at 6:39 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty maybe you can go to Stowe with Matt Edge Expand That would be a dream come true. Matt Edge can take me to Piecasso to teach me how he effortlessly picks up chicks, and will pass on all his wisdom and knowledge: Step 1: be attractive Step 2: don't be unattractive Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 23, 2020 Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/23/2020 at 6:48 PM, saltyant said: That would be a dream come true. Matt Edge can take me to Piecasso to teach me how he effortlessly picks up chicks, and will pass on all his wisdom and knowledge: Step 1: be attractive Step 2: don't be unattractive Expand Salty picking up chicks in ski towns is probably the most difficult environment. At least wear a flannel shirt and an oversized flat brim hat that says Hurley or California republic on it...use a clever line like,”I see you’re in a sports bar, do you like sports” 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 23, 2020 Report Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/23/2020 at 6:57 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty picking up chicks in ski towns is probably the most difficult environment. At least wear a flannel shirt and an oversized flat brim hat that says Hurley or California republic on it...use a clever line like,”I see you’re in a sports bar, do you like sports” Expand STFU GSS the most action you’ve had recently is that time you fucked an apple pie. Quote
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