theprogram4 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: This is a good time for one of your stories of how you were racially profiled in the Bronx...the cop probably said,”Yo Chad go back to Parsippany” I am completely fucked 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 The prime minister of Great Britain who looks like a younger Trump with a side of bangers and mash has Corona.. 1 Quote
toast21602 Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, theprogram4 said: I am completely fucked Sorry for your loss. Royal Farms? Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, theprogram4 said: I am completely fucked Have fun with those grab and go sandwiches...glad 6abc news is IN THIS TOGETHER great people there Edited March 27, 2020 by GrilledSteezeSandwich Quote
Schif Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, theprogram4 said: I am completely fucked No hoagies at wawa? This is exactly when Philly begins to descend into chaos. P.S. I fully expect a post Corona parade in Philly complete with mummers, 24 hours of debauchery and Gritty temporarily taking over William Penn's place on the top of City Hall. 3 3 Quote
theprogram4 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Edit: only Philadelphia county stores. I was legit scared, especially since grocery stores close at like 8pm now and McDonald’s closes at 10pm. I usually don’t eat dinner til around mid nite 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) Wow just wow, checked back on this thread and see I was mentioned once or twice and that's a grate radical pic of me on Elons. I've been doing online dating and pulling digits but it gets boring just texting and currently not being able to go out on dates. There is absolutely no way to expand my social circle in northeast PA, especially not in Hazleton, even in normal times, and especially not in this Covid 19 crap enivronment. Ok back to depressing Covid 19 news... Edited March 27, 2020 by saltyant Quote
NMSKI Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 54 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: I’ve had that busta rhymes song Wuhan Wuhan I’ve got you all in check stuck in my Herman for bout a month..except for when somebody mentions Colorado or hunter mountain than its fa la la la la and wondering if I still have some of @Benm cream pies in my car.. Lyfe just isn’t as grate without a weekend roll call thread..oh it’s the weekend hooray just gotta figure out which WaWa won’t infect me WAWA on Root 100 what about Root?? DUDE i'm glad I'm not the only one! All I can think of is that song when I hear Wuhan! 1 Quote
NMSKI Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 52 minutes ago, indiggio said: I'm feeling overly farty this morning. Must have been the Hawaiian pizza we made last night. Luckily I can still smell or maybe not. 52 minutes ago, toast21602 said: if you can smell it, you are apparently good! Always remember: whoever smelt it dealt it. 1 Quote
indiggio Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, NMSKI said: Always remember: whoever smelt it dealt it. and whoever denied it, supplied it. 1 Quote
NMSKI Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, indiggio said: and whoever denied it, supplied it. Although my grandmother used to tell me as it pertained to farts: "A skunk never smells his own odor". Edited March 27, 2020 by NMSKI 1 Quote
PSUFrankenstein Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 24 minutes ago, NMSKI said: DUDE i'm glad I'm not the only one! All I can think of is that song when I hear Wuhan! I keep thinking of Wu-Tang clan...Wuhan clan ain't nuthin to fuck with 1 Quote
trackbiker Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 37 minutes ago, saltyant said: Wow just wow, checked back on this thread and see I was mentioned once or twice and that's a grate radical pic of me on Elons. I've been doing online dating and pulling digits but it gets boring just texting and currently not being able to go out on dates. There is absolutely no way to expand my social circle in northeast PA, especially not in Hazleton, even in normal times, and especially not in this Covid 19 crap enivronment. Ok back to depressing Covid 19 news... You need to get out of Hazleton if you want to improve your chances of finding a girl with an education, teeth, isn't in section 8 housing, and isn't already a Baby Mama with a nowhere to found Baby Daddy. 1 1 1 Quote
saltyant Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, trackbiker said: You need to get out of Hazleton if you want to improve your chances of finding a girl with an education, teeth, isn't in section 8 housing, and isn't already a Baby Mama with a nowhere to found Baby Daddy. Correct. My radius is a 1 hour drive. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Bill Gates talking about all this fuckery Quote
indiggio Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Bill Gates talking about all this fuckery He warned the world 5 years ago! Unfortunately nobody chose to listen... Edited March 27, 2020 by indiggio Quote
theprogram4 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 One funny thing about this is seeing landlords struggle to pay mortgages when tenants are banding together and refusing to pay rent. They should use the riches they have saved up from refusing to return security deposits. Good to see the shoe on the other foot for once. “Haters like you owe us for all the years that you hoe’d us.” -Jay z 3 1 1 Quote
GSSucks Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 4 hours ago, saltyant said: Wow just wow, checked back on this thread and see I was mentioned once or twice and that's a grate radical pic of me on Elons. I've been doing online dating and pulling digits but it gets boring just texting and currently not being able to go out on dates. There is absolutely no way to expand my social circle in northeast PA, especially not in Hazleton, even in normal times, and especially not in this Covid 19 crap enivronment. Ok back to depressing Covid 19 news... Whats your platform of choice? Grinder, JDate, Purrrsonals, Glutenfreesingles? 1 2 1 Quote
theprogram4 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Farmersonly.com (what happened to these commercials) 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 3 hours ago, indiggio said: He warned the world 5 years ago! Unfortunately nobody chose to listen... Yup I watched this a week or two ago.. 1 Quote
trackbiker Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, GSSucks said: Whats your platform of choice? Grinder, JDate, Purrrsonals, Glutenfreesingles? Whatever you do, Salty. don't use the free sights. Unless you want to meet hookers and Russian women looking for a green card or your credit card. Pay up for Match or eHarmony and learn how to evaluate any responses get. You don't need needy women or baby mommas on welfare. Quote
skiincy Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, GSSucks said: Whats your platform of choice? Grinder, JDate, Purrrsonals, Glutenfreesingles? skiiersonly.com Quote
trackbiker Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, skiincy said: skiiersonly.com He doesn't need a skier. He just needs to meet someone who lets him ski. 2 1 Quote
JFskiDan Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, theprogram4 said: Farmersonly.com (what happened to these commercials) Trunk monkeys. Along the same lines. 1 Quote
theprogram4 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, JFskiDan said: Trunk monkeys. Along the same lines. I like the Trunk Monkey Pediatric edition lol Quote
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