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25 minutes ago, indiggio said:

Sorry, but I am not going to give up my life for the economy...

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/right-wing-media-boards-donald-trumps-coronavirus-death-train

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Hell to the no unless the princess is being attacked by a dragon then I’ll have to grab a ski pole or something. 

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1 minute ago, toast21602 said:

Speaking of princess, who the fuck is still going on cruises? Floating Petri dishes. 

I didn’t go on cruises before this pandemic. @saltyant have you ever been on a cruise?  My parents love cruising and my dad brings his own wine and vodka onboard saves serious Eddie money!!!

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8 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

I didn’t go on cruises before this pandemic. @saltyant have you ever been on a cruise?  My parents love cruising and my dad brings his own wine and vodka onboard saves serious Eddie money!!!

Nope. I think a cruise would be fun with a girlfriend, but since that'll never happen I'll stick to doing my solo road trips. I'd probably go stir crazy being trapped on a ship and prefer to drive around the country and do whatever I want.

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Nope. I think a cruise would be fun with a girlfriend, but since that'll never happen I'll stick to doing my solo road trips. I'd probably go stir crazy being trapped on a ship and prefer to drive around the country and do whatever I want.

Why would a girlfriend never happen? Come on man get your game up! You young, not fat, got hair and somewhat edumacated. Maybe GSS or Atomic can give you pointers. Be like a whole pandemic shutdown project for you. Good luck
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6 minutes ago, tarponhead said:


Why would a girlfriend never happen? Come on man get your game up! You young, not fat, got hair and somewhat edumacated. Maybe GSS or Atomic can give you pointers. Be like a whole pandemic shutdown project for you. Good luck

Asking me or Atomic for pointers is like asking Stevie Wonder for a haircut lol

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9 minutes ago, tarponhead said:


Why would a girlfriend never happen? Come on man get your game up! You young, not fat, got hair and somewhat edumacated. Maybe GSS or Atomic can give you pointers. Be like a whole pandemic shutdown project for you. Good luck

what does having hair have to do with it?!?!

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1 minute ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Asking me or Atomic for pointers is like asking Stevie Wonder for a haircut lol

My class was taught sex ed by a priest in 6th grade.  Talk about the blind leading the blind!

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8 minutes ago, tarponhead said:


Can you send him a bottle of the pheromones you seem to rock?

We need to start him off slowly.  Don’t want him to get that level of attention from the ladies just yet.  

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16 minutes ago, NMSKI said:

If his game with the ladies can improve as much as his skiing he’ll be having success with the ladies in no time!

When I was 19 my second year of college I read an article on the interwebs about how to seduce women..when I take a lady mini golfing and they ask me what color ball I want I always say Blue...if she laughs might get a second date before the text that she’s not over her ex lol...always worth it even a blinde squirrel gets an occasional nut or a nympho...definitely some man eaters out there..no lie they will chew you up and spit you out... pornhub premium is free lower the curve stay at home. 

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3 minutes ago, NMSKI said:

We need to start him off slowly.  Don’t want him to get that level of attention from the ladies just yet.  

I'm concerned about what this will do to Doug and Salty's relationship. Are they okay splitting up so Salty can get a lady friend?

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Just now, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Reminds me of weird science or love potion number 9 or any 80s movie where the nerd gets the babe...

 

I have a funny story about love potion #9 that I will tell in person. 

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