Ski help for adult

[JC1]

Looking for an avid skier able and willing to help an adult new to skiing Feb 12 at camelback lift and time covered 

[antman12]

8 minutes ago, JC1 said:

Looking for an avid skier able and willing to help an adult new to skiing Feb 12 at camelback lift and time covered 

You're better off getting a lesson from a ski instructor at the mountain. 

[JC1]

I tried none available.    this is me being creative and hoping someone was interested

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

34 minutes ago, JC1 said:

Looking for an avid skier able and willing to help an adult new to skiing Feb 12 at camelback lift and time covered 

Yeah take a lesson...no avid skier is going to want to give up valuable ski time to teach a noob 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

11 minutes ago, JC1 said:

I tried none available.    this is me being creative and hoping someone was interested

Oh they’re sold out?  I’d help if you were a milfy blonde 

[JC1]

yes sold out.  my friend is a petite blond 😮

[PSUFrankenstein]

Might be worth a try to call ski shops in the area to see if they have any reccomendations

[JC1]

ooo I like that idea. Thank you!!

[trackbiker]

Try somewhere besides Camelback (or Blue, Jack Frost, or Big Boulder). You don't need a "big" mountain for a beginner. Camelback is a Sh!tshow on a Saturday.

[JC1]

thanks that's the next move  but already booked on the mt

[saltyant]

1 hour ago, JC1 said:

thanks that's the next move  but already booked on the mt

Skiing's pretty easy to learn yourself. Just watch a few YouTube videos, go to Spring Mountain since it's cheap, and find the easiest possible slope in the beginner area and traverse the slope like pictured below until you don't fall anymore. This way you're not going straight down the slope, you're cutting across which is far easier to learn.  When you're comfortable, do the same thing on a slightly more difficult slope.  Pretty soon you'll be skiing as fast as @GrilledSteezeSandwich

Edited February 3, 2022 by saltyant

[Benm]

12 minutes ago, saltyant said:

 Pretty soon you'll be skiing as fast as slugass
 

 

Edited February 3, 2022 by Benm

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

20 minutes ago, saltyant said:

Skiing's pretty easy to learn yourself. Just watch a few YouTube videos, go to Spring Mountain since it's cheap, and find the easiest possible slope in the beginner area and traverse the slope like pictured below until you don't fall anymore. This way you're not going straight down the slope, you're cutting across which is far easier to learn.  When you're comfortable, do the same thing on a slightly more difficult slope.  Pretty soon you'll be skiing as fast as @GrilledSteezeSandwich

I’m gonna have to put wax on my skis..I get passed at Blue way more than at Jackson hole..that’s for dang friggin Shirley. 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

8 minutes ago, Benm said:

 

Don’t do that outside the liquor store or every other person is gonna try to bum a smoke. 

[toast21602]

12 minutes ago, Benm said:

 

Slugass 🤣🤣🤣

[Johnny Law]

I can help you, I don't teach but really enlighten so be prepared to have your Chakra unleashed. 

In addition to the standard pizza French fries instruction I offer many premium services exclusive to such a platinum level service.

As your private director of culture I can instruct you on many things such as how to hold your skis when walking to the lift, how to subtley work in skiing buzz words to let everyone know your super hardcore in the BC and only hit the lifts on your rest days, "slut strand " coifing, insider Vail Resorts gossip, proper pronunciation of Kastle, Dynafit, Volkl and even ON3P. My platinum level service also comes with personal styling consolation, with this exclusive benefit you too can get the signature JLaw look. Suffer from gamer gap ? Are you dressed like your going to a funeral or 60 different shades of grey ? All those things are in the past, with just a few minutes of my specialized help you'll look like a gay unicorn and feel like one too. 

For the low low price of $200/hr plus stipend you can lock in this once in a lifetime opportunity. Limited availability, no skis under 186, terms and conditions apply

[Benm]

5 minutes ago, Johnny Law said:

 For the low low price of $200/hr plus stipend you can lock in this once in a lifetime opportunity. Limited availability, no skis under 186, terms and conditions apply

honestly for 200 this is deal of the century

[Benm]

41 minutes ago, toast21602 said:

Slugass 🤣🤣🤣

i missed an L

[NMSKI]

6 minutes ago, Benm said:

honestly for 200 this is deal of the century

For real.  I was thinking I could use this service.

[Justo8484]

186 is the perfect length. Nothing else needs to exist.


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[Johnny Law]

16 minutes ago, Benm said:

honestly for 200 this is deal of the century

A good lawyer or hooker is at least double and neither of them can help you with gaper gap

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I saw pizza and French fries and almost decided to take the deal. A brother gets the munchies sometimes. 

[Schif]

Is instruction on the perfect swagger to walk with in ski boots included in the premium or the platinum level? 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

27 minutes ago, Johnny Law said:

I can help you, I don't teach but really enlighten so be prepared to have your Chakra unleashed. 

In addition to the standard pizza French fries instruction I offer many premium services exclusive to such a platinum level service.

As your private director of culture I can instruct you on many things such as how to hold your skis when walking to the lift, how to subtley work in skiing buzz words to let everyone know your super hardcore in the BC and only hit the lifts on your rest days, "slut strand " coifing, insider Vail Resorts gossip, proper pronunciation of Kastle, Dynafit, Volkl and even ON3P. My platinum level service also comes with personal styling consolation, with this exclusive benefit you too can get the signature JLaw look. Suffer from gamer gap ? Are you dressed like your going to a funeral or 60 different shades of grey ? All those things are in the past, with just a few minutes of my specialized help you'll look like a gay unicorn and feel like one too. 

For the low low price of $200/hr plus stipend you can lock in this once in a lifetime opportunity. Limited availability, no skis under 186, terms and conditions apply

This is turning into a 1990s ski movie. 

[toast21602]

17 minutes ago, NMSKI said:

For real.  I was thinking I could use this service.

I think we all could benefit from an hour of instruction from the Pastel Prince himself.