Papasteeze Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 (edited) Camels are found in the East, (POCONOS) and are of two kinds: Bactrian, with two humps, (CAMELBACK) and Arabian, with one hump.(BLUE) Both kinds are like oxen in having no teeth in the upper jaw. (THEY CANT SAY THANK YOU) They live fifty to one hundred years, but are vulnerable to rabies. (THAT EXPLAINS STRANGE BEHAVIOR) They are used to carry burdens; (CAMELBEACH) they will refuse to carry more than the regulation load. (CAMELBACK ALPINE TEAM) They are also used in battles,(IRATE PARENTS) but are slower than horses, for which they have an inate hatred. (JEALOUSY) They can travel four days without water(LIMITED SNOW MAKING) when they find water they drink to quench their thirst (JUST ENOUGH TO OPEN A TRAIL)and to provide for the future, first stirring up the water with their fore feet. (HOW PROPHETIC IS THAT?) Their strength is increased by denying them sexual intercourse; (NOW I UNDERSTAND )for this reason both males and females intended for war are gelded. (WHICH EXPLAINS THEIR AWARDS FOR CONGENEALITY) Edited October 4, 2005 by Papasteeze Quote
Papasteeze Posted October 4, 2005 Author Report Posted October 4, 2005 I wanted to change my profile and list my home mountain in the latin name for a camel and came across that description. I saw correlations that were too funny. Quote
poconoceancity Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 34538[/snapback] He does seem to have too much energy for a man of his age Quote
AtomicSkier Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 He does seem to have too much energy for a man of his age 34542[/snapback] You're telling me !!!! Jeez, this guy never stops on the staff side of things. Greg and I can't keep up. We're (greg and i ) very laid back people, we do stuff at our pace, but Rob will kill us if we don't do things NOW.... we rob Quote
skierboi Posted October 4, 2005 Report Posted October 4, 2005 what he needs is some sleep pills, that will make him like laid back Quote
Papasteeze Posted October 5, 2005 Author Report Posted October 5, 2005 (edited) You're telling me !!!! Edited October 5, 2005 by Papasteeze Quote
AtomicSkier Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 TIME TO GIT-R-DUN !!!! a rolling stone gathers no moss!! Edit: Imagine what is like to work for me 34596[/snapback] It'd be easy...you never seem to work Rob is slave driver, don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Quote
Papasteeze Posted October 5, 2005 Author Report Posted October 5, 2005 It'd be easy...you never seem to work Rob is slave driver, don't let anyone tell you otherwise! 34597[/snapback] I direct (project manage) others on what to do, ironically. This is one of a dozen or so that I am currently working on. no biggie. It comes naturally Quote
poconoceancity Posted October 5, 2005 Report Posted October 5, 2005 Whats next, The "PASR Papasteeze" apprentice? Quote
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