Stevenson Lift Broken AGAIN

[saltyant]

The Stevenson Lift needs +++VIBES+++ from all PASRs to pass inspection tomorrow. So far not looking so good. We must do better!

[EdBacon]

Have they actually done any work on this thing? High-speeds are complicated and if you want to keep them running this long they need a big overhaul to keep going. 

Or are they just doing rattle can overhauls and hoping it passes inspection? 

[saltyant]

1 hour ago, EdBacon said:

Wow! My favorite kind of skiing is the kind where you go uphill! Thanks CBK. 

Soon you'll earn "Camel Bucks" for hiking or skinning up the mountain when the lifts are broken. 50 Bucks earns you one free trip to the Paid Bathrooms, 75 Bucks gets you 15 minutes off free Basic Parking, and 100 Bucks gets you a photo with the Camel mascot.

[saltyant]

20 minutes ago, EdBacon said:

Have they actually done any work on this thing? High-speeds are complicated and if you want to keep them running this long they need a big overhaul to keep going. 

Or are they just doing rattle can overhauls and hoping it passes inspection? 

Probably rattle can overhauls. If I hear any more rumours on the mountain this weekend I'll be sure to let you know

Edited January 17 by saltyant

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

33 minutes ago, saltyant said:

Soon you'll earn "Camel Bucks" for hiking or skinning up the mountain when the lifts are broken. 50 Bucks earns you one free trip to the Paid Bathrooms, 75 Bucks gets you 15 minutes off free Basic Parking, and 100 Bucks gets you a photo with the Camel mascot.

How much to be jerked off by the Camelback Camel and I know there’s a chance the camel is a dude but as long as we don’t make eye contact it’s ok right. 

[saltyant]

@indiggio This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Now we are blaming Camelback's lack of open trails on "da weather" and "Climate Change"

 

Edited January 17 by saltyant

[indiggio]

Lots of resounding reviews...

[indiggio]

@saltyant I laughed more at these knuckleheads' posts...
I can't believe they know @RajeevGuptaSucheeta too!

[Icecoast]

I asked for the tea, waiting on response.

[saltyant]

+++ BREAKING NEWS ALERT +++ 

This is a special report. We are getting reports that movement has been observed at the Stevenson Lift at Camelback ski resorts. I repeat, the Stevenson Lift is moving. Can Camelback pull of a true miracle before the start of probably the busiest weekend ever? Experts are weighing in that it looks doubtful, because Camelback is a 🎪, but we will keep you posted since all of PASR is on the edge of their seats. 

[saltyant]

59 minutes ago, Icecoast said:

I asked for the tea, waiting on response.

I bet the camel got fed up and walked out for being overworked and underpaid.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Somebody from the Pocono diva group post this. Wow over 80mph 

[saltyant]

10 hours ago, indiggio said:

@saltyant I laughed more at these knuckleheads' posts...
I can't believe they know @RajeevGuptaSucheeta too!

WJW, what a bunch of bananas.

[FrntPL8rScott]

1 hour ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Somebody from the Pocono diva group post this. Wow over 80mph 

Wow - I thought 2-turn Bern passed away - "Yea, I turn once getting on the lift and once getting off"

[saltyant]

I cannot believe it. Stevie is running! Itza miracle!!

[EdBacon]

Won't ride it if you paid me. 

[saltyant]

On 1/17/2025 at 4:47 PM, EdBacon said:

Won't ride it if you paid me. 

Word on the street is Stevenson temporarily stopped running this afternoon, but now it's running again. I guess it got tired out and needed a break. It's probably jerry-rigged to save a few pennies so they can pay their executives to brainstorm on ways to drive away customers more efficiently.

[EdBacon]

1 hour ago, saltyant said:

Word on the street is Stevenson temporarily stopped running this afternoon, but now it's running again. I guess it got tired out and needed a break. It's probably jerry-rigged to save a few pennies so they can pay their executives to brainstorm on ways to drive away customers more efficiently.

Its an end of life high-speed lift. The Sullivan was the same age and CBK literally ran that thing until it fell apart and put somebody in the hospital. 

[saltyant]

@GrilledSteezeSandwich I heard a rumor on the face books that Camelback wants to put in a high-speed one person transfer cabriolet between Camelback and Blue, but they would have to secure a permit to go over BenM's property so that might be a challenge. 

Edited 13 hours ago by saltyant

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

20 hours ago, EdBacon said:

Its an end of life high-speed lift. The Sullivan was the same age and CBK literally ran that thing until it fell apart and put somebody in the hospital. 

Ed where have you been riding lately?  Your lost ski area videos have been shared all over. Hope you’re getting good views 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

13 minutes ago, saltyant said:

@GrilledSteezeSandwich I heard a rumor on the face books that Camelback wants to put in a high-speed one person transfer cabriolet between Camelback and Blue, but they would have to secure a permit to go over BenM's property so that might be a challenge. 

Even the most stubborn property owner has a price…a couple pallets of miller lite and a free season pass I bet @Benm can be bribed.  

[saltyant]

27 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Even the most stubborn property owner has a price…a couple pallets of miller lite and a free season pass I bet @Benm can be bribed.  

Maybe Camelback will put a stop in BenM's backyard so people from Camelback can stop by and see him. Maybe the Camel mascot will even pay BenM a visit. That would be sick!