saltyant Posted January 16 Author Report Posted January 16 The Stevenson Lift needs +++VIBES+++ from all PASRs to pass inspection tomorrow. So far not looking so good. We must do better! 1 Quote
EdBacon Posted January 17 Report Posted January 17 Have they actually done any work on this thing? High-speeds are complicated and if you want to keep them running this long they need a big overhaul to keep going. Or are they just doing rattle can overhauls and hoping it passes inspection? Quote
saltyant Posted January 17 Author Report Posted January 17 On 1/16/2025 at 11:02 PM, EdBacon said: Wow! My favorite kind of skiing is the kind where you go uphill! Thanks CBK. Expand Soon you'll earn "Camel Bucks" for hiking or skinning up the mountain when the lifts are broken. 50 Bucks earns you one free trip to the Paid Bathrooms, 75 Bucks gets you 15 minutes off free Basic Parking, and 100 Bucks gets you a photo with the Camel mascot. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 17 Author Report Posted January 17 (edited) On 1/17/2025 at 12:05 AM, EdBacon said: Have they actually done any work on this thing? High-speeds are complicated and if you want to keep them running this long they need a big overhaul to keep going. Or are they just doing rattle can overhauls and hoping it passes inspection? Expand Probably rattle can overhauls. If I hear any more rumours on the mountain this weekend I'll be sure to let you know Edited January 17 by saltyant 1 Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 17 Report Posted January 17 On 1/17/2025 at 12:23 AM, saltyant said: Soon you'll earn "Camel Bucks" for hiking or skinning up the mountain when the lifts are broken. 50 Bucks earns you one free trip to the Paid Bathrooms, 75 Bucks gets you 15 minutes off free Basic Parking, and 100 Bucks gets you a photo with the Camel mascot. Expand How much to be jerked off by the Camelback Camel and I know there’s a chance the camel is a dude but as long as we don’t make eye contact it’s ok right. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 17 Author Report Posted January 17 (edited) @indiggio This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Now we are blaming Camelback's lack of open trails on "da weather" and "Climate Change" Edited January 17 by saltyant 1 1 Quote
indiggio Posted January 17 Report Posted January 17 @saltyant I laughed more at these knuckleheads' posts... I can't believe they know @RajeevGuptaSucheeta too! 1 2 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 17 Author Report Posted January 17 +++ BREAKING NEWS ALERT +++ This is a special report. We are getting reports that movement has been observed at the Stevenson Lift at Camelback ski resorts. I repeat, the Stevenson Lift is moving. Can Camelback pull of a true miracle before the start of probably the busiest weekend ever? Experts are weighing in that it looks doubtful, because Camelback is a 🎪, but we will keep you posted since all of PASR is on the edge of their seats. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 17 Author Report Posted January 17 On 1/17/2025 at 6:39 PM, Icecoast said: I asked for the tea, waiting on response. Expand I bet the camel got fed up and walked out for being overworked and underpaid. Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 17 Report Posted January 17 Somebody from the Pocono diva group post this. Wow over 80mph 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 17 Author Report Posted January 17 On 1/17/2025 at 10:07 AM, indiggio said: @saltyant I laughed more at these knuckleheads' posts... I can't believe they know @RajeevGuptaSucheeta too! Expand WJW, what a bunch of bananas. 1 Quote
FrntPL8rScott Posted January 17 Report Posted January 17 On 1/17/2025 at 7:56 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Somebody from the Pocono diva group post this. Wow over 80mph Expand Wow - I thought 2-turn Bern passed away - "Yea, I turn once getting on the lift and once getting off" 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 17 Author Report Posted January 17 I cannot believe it. Stevie is running! Itza miracle!! 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 26 Author Report Posted January 26 On 1/17/2025 at 9:47 PM, EdBacon said: Won't ride it if you paid me. Expand Word on the street is Stevenson temporarily stopped running this afternoon, but now it's running again. I guess it got tired out and needed a break. It's probably jerry-rigged to save a few pennies so they can pay their executives to brainstorm on ways to drive away customers more efficiently. 1 Quote
EdBacon Posted January 26 Report Posted January 26 On 1/26/2025 at 12:54 AM, saltyant said: Word on the street is Stevenson temporarily stopped running this afternoon, but now it's running again. I guess it got tired out and needed a break. It's probably jerry-rigged to save a few pennies so they can pay their executives to brainstorm on ways to drive away customers more efficiently. Expand Its an end of life high-speed lift. The Sullivan was the same age and CBK literally ran that thing until it fell apart and put somebody in the hospital. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 26 Author Report Posted January 26 (edited) @GrilledSteezeSandwich I heard a rumor on the face books that Camelback wants to put in a high-speed one person transfer cabriolet between Camelback and Blue, but they would have to secure a permit to go over BenM's property so that might be a challenge. Edited January 26 by saltyant Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 26 Report Posted January 26 On 1/26/2025 at 2:30 AM, EdBacon said: Its an end of life high-speed lift. The Sullivan was the same age and CBK literally ran that thing until it fell apart and put somebody in the hospital. Expand Ed where have you been riding lately? Your lost ski area videos have been shared all over. Hope you’re getting good views Quote
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted January 26 Report Posted January 26 On 1/26/2025 at 11:06 PM, saltyant said: @GrilledSteezeSandwich I heard a rumor on the face books that Camelback wants to put in a high-speed one person transfer cabriolet between Camelback and Blue, but they would have to secure a permit to go over BenM's property so that might be a challenge. Expand Even the most stubborn property owner has a price…a couple pallets of miller lite and a free season pass I bet @Benm can be bribed. 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 26 Author Report Posted January 26 On 1/26/2025 at 11:21 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Even the most stubborn property owner has a price…a couple pallets of miller lite and a free season pass I bet @Benm can be bribed. Expand Maybe Camelback will put a stop in BenM's backyard so people from Camelback can stop by and see him. Maybe the Camel mascot will even pay BenM a visit. That would be sick! 1 Quote
EdBacon Posted January 27 Report Posted January 27 On 1/26/2025 at 11:19 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Ed where have you been riding lately? Your lost ski area videos have been shared all over. Hope you’re getting good views Expand I'm not telling. Quote
EdBacon Posted January 27 Report Posted January 27 On 1/26/2025 at 11:49 PM, saltyant said: Maybe Camelback will put a stop in BenM's backyard so people from Camelback can stop by and see him. Maybe the Camel mascot will even pay BenM a visit. That would be sick! Expand Maybe they don't like the competition and the camel will bust his kneecaps mafia style. The camel gonna be shaking you down for protection money soon. "Hey, salty. Be a real shame if somebody parked your car in so you couldn't leave. Wouldn't want that to happen, right?" 1 Quote
saltyant Posted January 30 Author Report Posted January 30 (edited) @GrilledSteezeSandwich I heard a rumor on teh face books that Stevenson Lift stopped for a while. I hope it works this weekend when I ski down Cliffhanger. If you get bored at Jackson Hole and want to ski Camelback instead I'll offer you a buddy pass in exchange for one Yocco's hot dog Edited January 30 by saltyant 1 Quote
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