Stevenson Lift Broken AGAIN

[saltyant]

The Stevenson Lift needs +++VIBES+++ from all PASRs to pass inspection tomorrow. So far not looking so good. We must do better!

[EdBacon]

Have they actually done any work on this thing? High-speeds are complicated and if you want to keep them running this long they need a big overhaul to keep going. 

Or are they just doing rattle can overhauls and hoping it passes inspection? 

[saltyant]

1 hour ago, EdBacon said:

Wow! My favorite kind of skiing is the kind where you go uphill! Thanks CBK. 

Soon you'll earn "Camel Bucks" for hiking or skinning up the mountain when the lifts are broken. 50 Bucks earns you one free trip to the Paid Bathrooms, 75 Bucks gets you 15 minutes off free Basic Parking, and 100 Bucks gets you a photo with the Camel mascot.

[saltyant]

20 minutes ago, EdBacon said:

Have they actually done any work on this thing? High-speeds are complicated and if you want to keep them running this long they need a big overhaul to keep going. 

Or are they just doing rattle can overhauls and hoping it passes inspection? 

Probably rattle can overhauls. If I hear any more rumours on the mountain this weekend I'll be sure to let you know

Edited Friday at 12:25 AM by saltyant

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

33 minutes ago, saltyant said:

Soon you'll earn "Camel Bucks" for hiking or skinning up the mountain when the lifts are broken. 50 Bucks earns you one free trip to the Paid Bathrooms, 75 Bucks gets you 15 minutes off free Basic Parking, and 100 Bucks gets you a photo with the Camel mascot.

How much to be jerked off by the Camelback Camel and I know there’s a chance the camel is a dude but as long as we don’t make eye contact it’s ok right. 

[saltyant]

@indiggio This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Now we are blaming Camelback's lack of open trails on "da weather" and "Climate Change"

 

Edited Friday at 02:20 AM by saltyant

[indiggio]

Lots of resounding reviews...

[indiggio]

@saltyant I laughed more at these knuckleheads' posts...
I can't believe they know @RajeevGuptaSucheeta too!

[Icecoast]

I asked for the tea, waiting on response.

[saltyant]

+++ BREAKING NEWS ALERT +++ 

This is a special report. We are getting reports that movement has been observed at the Stevenson Lift at Camelback ski resorts. I repeat, the Stevenson Lift is moving. Can Camelback pull of a true miracle before the start of probably the busiest weekend ever? Experts are weighing in that it looks doubtful, because Camelback is a 🎪, but we will keep you posted since all of PASR is on the edge of their seats. 

[saltyant]

59 minutes ago, Icecoast said:

I asked for the tea, waiting on response.

I bet the camel got fed up and walked out for being overworked and underpaid.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Somebody from the Pocono diva group post this. Wow over 80mph 

[saltyant]

10 hours ago, indiggio said:

@saltyant I laughed more at these knuckleheads' posts...
I can't believe they know @RajeevGuptaSucheeta too!

WJW, what a bunch of bananas.

[FrntPL8rScott]

1 hour ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Somebody from the Pocono diva group post this. Wow over 80mph 

Wow - I thought 2-turn Bern passed away - "Yea, I turn once getting on the lift and once getting off"

[saltyant]

I cannot believe it. Stevie is running! Itza miracle!!

[EdBacon]

Won't ride it if you paid me.