Ski Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Apparently, it doesn't matter what mountain... So I took my 3-year-old with me to Montage, where she hung with friends while I took three quick NASTAR runs. Afterwards, I was skiing with her and just cruising around. By 1pm, there were too many people, so I took her down the semi-black diamond you have to use to take the lift up to the mid-mountain parking lot; I park pretty much right next to where the lift dumps people on the North Face. So anyway, we get to a pretty steep headwall and I'm holding the handle of her harness as she's skiing next to me, but there are too many out of control "bus people", so I reach down and pick her up and make four fast GS turns to the flats. I use the Apple-Rise learning system gear, so it's not like she's skiing between my legs. A Ranger skis up to me and says, "If she can't ski it, then she doesn't belong here. You can't pick her up. Get her off this slope!" Nice. So I reply, "No shit, Buddy. There's 500 people that don't belong here and you're yelling at me. She does fine on this slope without the hords, but it's safer for me to get her down to the lift quickly. We're leaving for the day." But he feels he hasn't convinced me of his superior knowledge, yet. "It's too dangerous to have a small child over here. It's reckless," he says. "No, shit! I'm trying to get to the lift to leave, okay? Relax." "Just get her out of here, now!" Fuckhead. So my kid skis down to the lift next to me and we get on with friends and we're done. I'm about to click out, when the Ranger gets off the lift with HIS family of four and heads toward a double black diamond. "Watch the baby," I say, as I turn to follow this little Ranger family, as they head to Cannonball, where the Ranger skis down about 20 yards, then turns to watch his 13-year-old daughter SNOWPLOW down a double-black, without a HELMET, arms and poles flailing, completely out of control. I skied down to the Ranger and asked if he understood the hypocracy of this situation. I hate Rangers. I just hate them. My daughter learned a new word today: "Dipshit." Quote
AtomicSkier Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 wait, is this a camelback ranger at montage or a montage ranger? nonetheless, freakin idiots. i dont care how young your daughter is, your an awesome skier and i bet you could give her a piggy back ride now and be fine. people dont know when to shut up. Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Montage Rangers. Anyway Yeah I think everyone is sick of the rangers. Quote
Ski Posted March 1, 2004 Author Report Posted March 1, 2004 Montage Ranger at Montage. They even wear the same coats. And I knew it was dangerous, but I was surprised by how many novice skiers were bombing down our "exit" slope. It was just safer to get her the hell out of there. Fine, he can say what he has to say to me, but I told him I already knew. We were leaving. But he had to KEEP repeating it. Then he led his bunny skiing daughter down a double-black. She was rolling down the windows the entire slope in her pizza wedge. And no helmet. Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 You should have hit her...You like doing that right? Quote
Ski Posted March 1, 2004 Author Report Posted March 1, 2004 Hit her? No, that's Atomic's hobby. Or did you mean the slang 'hit her'? Waaaay too young. Quote
AtomicSkier Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 well i dunno if i told ya, but a few days prior to hitting that girl, some little kid hit me on burma (big turns with a "run out" area), he was well in front of me, he went wide, i made the turn on the inside, he comes shootin back fromt he runout, and hits me, i try to get him off my tomics, so i push him, but i fall this time, and he keeps on skiing....i let him and his mom have it once i caught back up so thats 2 kids this year Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Jeff seems like you have issues with everyones turning...Maybe its just you Quote
AtomicSkier Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Jeff seems like you have issues with everyones turning...Maybe its just you thats right, you would've been my 3rd victim! Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Yeah this is true...But I would also be the first to shove a pole up ur ass Quote
Dave_S Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 It is bad enough that the Prick thinks he has the authority to tell you how to ski - but when he crosses the line and begins to preach on parenting that is beyond arrogant. Does he think for one moment that he cares more about the safety of your child than you do? I guess he answered that question by not properly instructing his own child before letting her out on the slopes. How could you stand to watch the hypocrite make that run? You have more self control then I could imagine. You must have been burning up. Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Did ski ever say he let the ranger leave in one piece? Quote
Ski Posted March 1, 2004 Author Report Posted March 1, 2004 Ha! I skied up to him and asked him if he recognized the hypocracy. I was inviting him to take it up a notch, but he decided he didn't want to. Skidude: are you and Atomic about to come to blows? Jeez, you two sure sound like it. Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Assuming u mean start fight by come to blows I don't think so. Tho he always seems to find a way to piss me off Quote
Ski Posted March 1, 2004 Author Report Posted March 1, 2004 Jib can film the fight. It could be like the last scene in Better Off Dead. Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Ski ur missing the point...No fight between me and him (atleast not yet) But maybe Ill trip him with my very bent pole Quote
AtomicSkier Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Ski ur missing the point...No fight between me and him (atleast not yet) But maybe Ill trip him with my very bent pole its pretty much given that i would destroy skidude, no question Quote
skidude Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Ehh maybe...But you would have to catch me first Quote
Ski Posted March 1, 2004 Author Report Posted March 1, 2004 I'm not missing the point...I'm encouraging it. I like fights. In fact, I'd like to beat up Skierforever. Quote
skidude Posted March 2, 2004 Report Posted March 2, 2004 Ha I will help you and Im sure there is a lot of other people who will join in. Anyway I was thinking you know how many fights this board has seen in its life time? NONE, ZERO< ZILTCH< ZIPPO ect ect ect We gotta do something about that. Quote
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