VTmark Posted March 6, 2006 Report Posted March 6, 2006 (edited) i was in a black PASR hoodie. black helmit with liek 5 pasr stickers on it, black okely a frames. and no i didn't get their until 330 i had jujitsu in the morning. Edited March 7, 2006 by VTmark Quote
Ski Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Posted March 7, 2006 Unless you are a rock star like Doug and wouldn't have noticed a 6' tall blonde yelling your name. See what I mean? There simply are no 6' tall blonde babes out there that ski. Nope. You don't exist. Quote
AtomicSkier Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 I have a feeling next year's ASRA circuit won't be boring... '999, is that you? If not, you two have the same speed suit Quote
Ski Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Posted March 7, 2006 "'999, is that you? If not, you two have the same speed suit" Yeah, I know. I think it's cool. I love that movie. And I wore the same tux he had on to my prom. Quote
skifreak Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 I love that movie too. That and Ferris Buhler. Both give me bad ideas....like in Dumb and Dumber where they take a pi*s in the beer bottles. Quote
Ski Posted March 7, 2006 Author Report Posted March 7, 2006 I wonder if that high school cheerleading squad that was arrested last year for spiking the cookies they gave to an opposing squad with laxatives got their idea from that movie... Good stuff. The best "bad idea" might be the American Pie webcam scene. It was such an obvious thing to do, yet still classic. For action adventure best "bad idea", I'd have to say jumping the stream in Road Trip. Best "bad idea" for mean things to do HAD to be from Van Wilder, when they filled the chocolate eclairs with dog jiz* and fed them to the frat boys. Quote
skifreak Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 for mean things to do HAD to be from Van Wilder, when they filled the chocolate eclairs with dog jiz* and fed them to the frat boys. Quote
skidude Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 I think I'm going to be rocking a loin cloth under my speedsuit next season, a thong seems like a pain in/up the butt and I don't know if I have the ballz to wear one. But with a loin cloth I can be mad George of the jungle/Tarzan minus Encino Man Brendan Frasier... Doug...No one wants to know that... Quote
Zonked Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 I think I'm going to be rocking a loin cloth under my speedsuit next season, a thong seems like a pain in/up the butt and I don't know if I have the ballz to wear one. But with a loin cloth I can be mad George of the jungle/Tarzan minus Encino Man Brendan Frasier... yikes-I'm gunna have nightmares tonight haha Quote
sexkitten Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 Dreams about you aren't nightmares, dreams about that avatar however.... I think you should ditch the loin cloth idea for the "Party Boy" look. What could be more streamlined? If you get cold you could just add a wife beater. Quote
ole2planker Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 why kids LOVE Doug Would you buy a used tombstone from this man? Quote
NJSkiFamily Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 "Bottom" line, beware the wrath of 'mom. That photo needed to have a warning saying "put down all food and drink before viewing". Quote
ole2planker Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 They're all new....although we have a big junk pile in the back because sometimes people buy a gray monument and then after they see it in the cemetery decide on a black monument with an etching. We also have people that give us the wrong name and date info and then sign off on the proof and have to order an entire new monument and then there's another stone in the junk-pile. You'd be surprised how many people don't know their parents/spouse birthday and sometimes they don't even know which cemetery...It's a bright sunny day, there should be a family coming by with a check book very shortly.... maybe I can get them to buy something all polished...gotta make that paper stack... Doug, My message was a reference to Tricky Dick Nixon, which I expect only the old timers on this board will get. Quote
ThinkSnow Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 Wow... I just caught this thread. I really need to read more! Y'all are crazy. Quote
skimom Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) What? are you kidding? I've already gotten 2 dates because of that speedsuit pic of me.... lol, thanks '999!!! Actually, it was the edited version of the pic I did that got you the dates. You are SUCH a chick magnet in those grannies... I listened to some of Atomic Jeffs advice.. No wonder you didn't make it into the top 16. I have my eye on Bernie Resch... Me too. BTW, he's the star of NASTAR too - he won the pacesetter trails. Another 30 or so handicap points, and I'll fly right past him. Edited March 7, 2006 by skimom Quote
skimom Posted March 7, 2006 Report Posted March 7, 2006 I know Bernie lives in Reading but he's planning on moving to Allentown. He would definitely make a good wing man for me. None of my friends have Austrian accents or won the pacesetter trials. We'll put a big target on his back... Quote
Metz the Jersey boy Posted March 8, 2006 Report Posted March 8, 2006 Doug, trust me, when you have a wingman with an accent, you become the wingman. I've learned this after 4 years of having a close friend from South Africa. I usually have to call him on "abusing the accent" at least twice when we're out at our local yuppie watering hole. Mom, you could be the funniest person alive. bar none. And yes, after much probing I did, in fact, find out that the pictures you put up were the reason for those dates... Unfortunately, they were not big fans of "You've seen mine, now show me yours." I, too, plan on making the top 16 next year. All I really have to do if you look at that picture is get that right hand up, level out the shoulders, get that left ski a bit more on edge, and find a jet engine to strap to my back. By the way, anyone notice the strange space weather lately? There have been almost weekly meteor showers across the northeast... what's going on here? Oh, and PS- '999, yes, 6' tall blondes that ski do exist... I brough one with me to Blue earlier this year... Granted, she couldn't carve a turkey, let alone a turn, but that doesn't mean I wasn't Quote
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