JollyJake99 Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 Strangely I think "Pocono MoFo " would be a good name for a new diamond off of the east side of Nile. I have another idea though, inspired by the out-west riding experience: Why not "make" a glade of sorts out of the non-nastar side of raceway, plant reasonably spaced conifers all the way down and make a rather dull trail (that has a really nice pitch) much more interesting. Glades? Hah!!! Why do you think Oak Grove is called "Oak Grove" and Laurel Glade, "Laural Glade"??? That's what they used ot be until the insurance co. made C'back cut out all of the trees! I'm very surprised that they let the Asp get all bumpy this last season! Quote
skidude Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 Glades? Hah!!! Why do you think Oak Grove is called "Oak Grove" and Laurel Glade, "Laural Glade"??? That's what they used ot be until the insurance co. made C'back cut out all of the trees! I'm very surprised that they let the Asp get all bumpy this last season! That was Berrey talking...Before it was Rich who was against them, not the insurance compainy. Quote
Granola Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 how about the sterilizer or maybe the ejector, or the regurgitator, or the crap your pantsator where at the top they make you drink a bottle of Ex-Lax Quote
Granola Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 (edited) What about a run named PASR???? Pansies Ain't skiing or Riding it PASR and on the slope they should have trees all over it with booters and drops all over the place on it Edited April 30, 2006 by brokeskiier Quote
skidude Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 Pansies Ain't skiing or Riding it PASR and on the slope they should have trees all over it with booters and drops all over the place on it I don't know if that would even be allowed in your dreams Quote
toast21602 Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 hahaha. that would be a sick trail though. i would actually com to camelback if they had something like that Quote
Granola Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 Pansies Are Skiing and Riding it again PASR but this time they have flowers all over it, and when you get to the very bottom they have ice packs ready incase you fell on your bottom so it can stop hurting, and if you make it all the way to the bottom with out falling on the 3 degree pitch of the 80 foot wide clear slope that is perfectly groomed every 2 hours they give you a hug..... Quote
skidude Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 Pansies Are Skiing and Riding it again PASR but this time they have flowers all over it, and when you get to the very bottom they have ice packs ready incase you fell on your bottom so it can stop hurting, and if you make it all the way to the bottom with out falling on the 3 degree pitch of the 80 foot wide clear slope that is perfectly groomed every 2 hours they give you a hug..... Sunbowl? Quote
bigdaddyk Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 ...or the crap your pantsator where at the top they make you drink a bottle of Ex-Lax A better name for that would be "Upper Poop Chute." Quote
Metz the Jersey boy Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 Oh I've got to throw my two cents in here.... Ever notice that the best trails either have ridiculously scary names or names that you never understand until someone explains them? Think about it- The weird ones that are awesome- Goat, Starr, Rumrunner, Walking Boss... you'd never expect it. Then the scary- Triple Trouble, Flume, Falls, Organgrinder, Hellgate... that keeps people off of them. Maybe we could name it something scary like "Doug in a speedo" or "Jeff's Standing Behind You Without K-Y" Quote
toast21602 Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 i think i just puked a little bit... Quote
DHarrisburg Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 Ever notice that the best trails either have ridiculously scary names or names that you never understand until someone explains them? The other day I was chatting with park staff from Northstar and we went over giving all the features horribly scary names to see if they would keep people away. I have a feeling your average weekend warrior would think twice before hitting a jump called "the Paralyzer" Quote
toast21602 Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 maybe out west, but here... people would flock to that. Quote
Metz the Jersey boy Posted April 30, 2006 Report Posted April 30, 2006 Yeah, it happens once in a while, just don't expect it all the time. Always remember- keep low expectations with me. Here are a couple other trail names that could work: Syphilis Skid Mark Pocono Gigolo (In honor of Doug's chairlift pimping skills) Freefall Facelift Certain Doom All Hot Chicks Go Down Here (how come no one ever thought of this?) Sack Tear Nut Dropper Down-hell Run Dismemberment K3 (I want my 2 dollars) Uphill Hike (should keep people out) Face Ripper Defertilizer Eat Sh*t Board Breaker Ski Snapper Plug Your Snatch Stop Whining Fatal Descent (Doug, just attach pre-order forms to trail sign) Violator Quote
Granola Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 how about the K12 then at the top they have charels de mar giving the advice..."go that way really fast, if something gets in your way...Turn" Quote
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